Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Capitol Hill police check an unidentified man dressed as Santa Claus with a metal detector as he enters the U.S. Capitol on his way to Speaker of the House John Boehner's office on December 12, 2012 in Washington, DC. The man was working with the group Catholics United, and wanted to urge Speaker of the House John Boehner to pass pending "fiscal cliff" legislation before Christmas. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “Having sold his sleigh so he can afford health care for the elves next year, Santa has to fly commercial.

2) (John H) – “The entire TSA has been put on the naughty list.

3) (Wild_Willie) – “For giving away free stuff without notifying the feds, Santa shows up at the courthouse to plead his case.

4) (fustian24) – “A provision of the Obamacare bill requires that Santa no longer discriminate on the basis of ‘naughty or nice’.

5) (Vagabond661) – “Ok Santa, turn around and it’s up the chimney I go.

6) (Rodney Dill) – “Anything to declare?”
“I think Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are morons.”
“…I mean that you’re bringing in.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Don’t taze me, Bro-ho-ho!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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