Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 21, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ had a great showing despite the late start. Friendship bracelets and double winners per place for everyone! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Teleprompter and Straw Man sold separately. Offer void wherever the US Constitution is upheld. Order before midnight and receive a “Che – Fidel” friendship bracelet absolutely free, just pay separate tax.

(cathymv) – “HIllary quit because neither one of them made her a friendship cankle bracelet

2) (retired military) – “Biden “And Barack and I made this friendship bracelet for John here. A good friend of mine who lost both his arms in a farm accident. Come on up and get this John.”

(fustian24) – “Trump’s is made of iron and doesn’t have the names of any commie pansies on it.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “We waited all day for this caption contest and all we got was this lousy friendship bracelet.

(Kenny Moore) – “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American jewelry that is clean and nice-looking. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.

4) (EricSteel) – “Bringing the Bi in Biden

(Rick Adams) – “:”Dear Penthouse Forum: I never dreamed this would happen to me, but…”

5) (jim_m) – “Sources have revealed that the bracelet is woven from the hair of women groped by Biden.

(RadiCalMan) – “So, slow Joe touches not only women and girls!

6) (rodney dill) – “Joe walks into a Bar. ACK!

(RockThisTown) – “Well, that locks up the junior high school girl demographic . . . for Trump.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “Biden & Barry, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…

Honorable Mention(s):

(Par4Course) – “Joe nearly strangled himself when he tried to wear this friendship necklace – and his BFF Barry offered to finish the job.

(Joe_Miller) – ““Barack, you are the wind beneath my wings.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brett Buck) – “So, Joe’s a “Top” and Barack is a “Bottom”? Figures.

(Paul Hooson) – “That’s the worst looking anal beads that I’ve ever seen.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Two things you will never see, a ‘Don’ and ‘Mike’ friendship bracelet and Hillary as president … Making America Great Again.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “…or nipple rings

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Weekend Caption Contest™ June 21, 2019