It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Don’t worry, as long as I have a binder, you’ll have a place to go.”
You’re not wearing a bra, are ya?
“…and instead of using your federal aid money to rebuild your marina, Donna, you still have time to donate to my reelection campaign.”
You stole mine. LOL
You stole mine. LOL
I have a related one too, but Rodney beat me to the punch.
I was distracted by a regrettable video about Islam.
But an investigation is under way, and well after the election we’ll get to the bottom of this. And if we find anyone guilty of misjudgments or even crimes, why, they’ll take responsibility and that will be that.
Bwahahahahaha
you left out the responsibility is ultimately Obama’s… until it comes time to throw someone under the bus.
President Obama comforts a woman terrified by the sudden appearance of Dick Cheney.
A down vote?! Holy Crap! Lighten up, Francis.
Heh, I was thinking Cheney too, but I hadn’t come up with a good caption idea. It was funny…. even if you like Cheney, there’s no need for a down vote.
“Just remember, I’m here for the people of Ohio.”
“This is New Jersey, Mr. President.”
“Whatever.”
I think your gonna need a bigger boat.
Don’t worry ma’am, we have everything prioritized. The contraceptives are on the way.
She was okay until Obama told her that he had her back…
Obama assures her that at least she still has her lady-parts, and what else really matters to a woman anyway?
“I’m truly sorry, but when we found the Rove weather machine, we realized it was our last chance!”
“Do you feel better now, Edna?”
“No, this is like hugging a dead fish.”
I know you have a lot on your mind right now, but you’ll be happy to know that it isn’t too late to contribute to my campaign.
Let’s make this quick guys, I’ve got fundraisers to get to.
“Cheer up, ma’am. How about if I give you an iPod with a bunch of my speeches on it?”
My pastor tells me that all you white people are going to burn in Hell, but other than that, have a nice day!
Obama gets in the mood by thinking of how much damage some of his favorite golf courses must have sustained.
Staff photographers took this photo of one of the worst disasters to hit our country. The hurricane was no picnic either.
make that the worst.
Obama is devastated as he just learned that his favorite New Jersey golf course is all sand trap now.
Benghazi?
I’m sorry, I can’t hear anything over the roar of hurricane Sandy…
Let me be clear.
I would never politicize this kind of tragedy.
Now, get me some more photogenic victims to hug, will you guys?
And women are so important to me that I’m going to create a new cabinet level position: Secretary of Lady-Parts.
And look on the bright side. We’ll finally be able to create a few new jobs to clean up the mess…
Obama: “Thank you Lord for this man-made disaster…”
Woman: ” My name is Margaret, why are you calling me Julia?”
And even as we speak, the federal government is saving you from non-union clean up crews coming from as far away as Alabama.
What would those guys know about cleaning up after a storm, anyway?
Don’t worry maam the real president will be coming to visit next January
Obama: Thank you for consoling me for being about to lose my job.
“I know what its like to be a disaster victim. Have you seen my campaign lately?”
Sandy was tough, but Benghazi is expected to eventually pack the bigger punch.
Promo from new CBS reality TV show with Barack Obama and Chris Christie — Fake and the Fatman
Donna: “I feel as if the whole state was washed away.”
Barry: “OK, quick, somebody write down ’56’ for me.”
Barack comforts a wife of a union worker, while the rest of the union membership looks on.
Obama clutches a woman in terror as he realizes that since his bus can’t get through, he won’t be able to throw someone under it for the poor FEMA response.
Obama comforts a victim of the Bush/Cheney/Rove weather machine
“That’s right. Just let me console you until the photo op is done and then you’ll get some food and blankets.”
“Hey, you’ve still got $5.00. What’s more important-some gas for your generator or a chance to win dinner with me?”
Obama consoles a group of the progressive old guard, who are worried that the rest the country has finally caught on to the con
Donna: “Thank you Mr. President, your presence really helps.”
Barry: “…and more importantly… Chris Matthews will get his leg tingle back.”
Scenes at the Obama reelection campaign were grim as Ohio and PA were called for Romney.
Obama “look at this way. You still have free contraception”
Photographer “Got it”
Obama “Ok any other grieving victims I can get a photo op with?”
Obama thought bubble “What was Bill said to say ? oh yeah I remember”
Obama ” I feel your pain”
A campaign worker consoles Obama after the destruction wrought by Obama trying to throw Hillary under the bus on Benghazi.
Look, rat stew isn’t that bad, just use a lot of ketchup. I’ll have one of the Las Vegas chefs send you some recipes.
“It will be OK. I will personally make sure your vote for me gets counted.
… Oh yeah, FEMA will be here in a few weeks too, don’t you worry!”
Obama thought bubble: Another candidate for Obamacare death panels
Lookout, that’s Dick Cheney cleverly disguised in the blue hat behind us. He has the keys to the Halliburton Hurricane machine. Ya see what I been sayin’ all these years, EVERYTHING IS BUSH’S FAULT!
Worst case scenario is Barry gets reselected and a nor-easter strikes the east coast on Tuesday. A double whammy.
Obama courts the “typical white woman” vote!
Don’t worry. I won’t let any non-union workers help so your power will be back on sometime after the inauguration.
“oh I see, you didn’t want the whole load.”