Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 12, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the end of masks. Because science. And cratering polls. And everyone comparing Biden to Carter…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “A clear and President danger.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Sobering thought of the day: Those two heart beats are all that stands between us an ‘President Pelosi’.

2) (cathymv) – “So Joe, how did you like my eulogy draft on your impending death.

(Brian Brandt) – “Hey, Kamala, remind me to send Jimmy Carter a congratulations card. He just announced he’s not America’s worst president anymore.

3) (Mike) – “Is it just me, or do the garden gnomes get uglier every year?

(Rick Adams) – ““Freshly picked wild mushrooms? Sounds wonderful.”

4)(McGeehee) – “Flatline and Laughtrack share a moment.

(Par4Course) – ““And the funniest thing of all is that we get paid for doing this!”

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““Roses are red…violets are blue…
It’s such fun destroying…America with you…”

(Retired military) – “Biden “and Liz Cheney thinks that we like her”

6) (fustian24) – “Of all the things COVID did to the US, this was probably the worst.

(patriciamcc) – “Come on Joe, you can do it….left foot, right foot, left again..keep smiling. My name is Kamala! Remember me?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “We may have done it differently, but isn’t it amazing how we both slept our way to the top?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:
The whole dam contest.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “Kamala meets Joe the Scarecrow on the goldbricker road.

Kamala: Which way should I go?

Joe the Scarecrow: I don’t know, I haven’t had a brain for some time now.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Kaptain Krude) – ““Hey, aren’t we supposed to be wearing a mask?”
Joe, honey, remember? Masks are for peasants.
“Hillary? Is that you? You’re a lot darker (and better looking) than I remember.”
Are you kidding? We both know Hillary will never be President. [evil cackling laugh]

Best Banter Weight:

(Retired military) – “And this is different from the Obama administration how?

Best Kamala:

(RockThisTown) – “Dumbo & Dumblow.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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