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“Yeah, I finally got the bat away from Axelrod. I thought it was funny when he’d hit Joe with it for saying stupid things that hurt the campaign, but lately he’s been using it on ME! Man, that sh*t hurts!”
With the money continuing to dry up, Barry stops begging donors but instead tries a more direct approach.
Barry attempts to channel his inner Al Capone, but comes across more as Al Bundy.
Speak erroneously and swing a big bat . . .
Bench player
Obama prepares for the day when Romney comes to take his place in the White House.
I’m not sure this new putter is going to help my game much.
Nice chicken restaurant you have there…
Louisville slugger technical support how can I help you?
Obama: Something is wrong with this bat, I keep swinging at Romney but I always miss.
Hey Joe- guess what? I got this cool bat for Michelle
Good trade sir.
Is it just me or is Lady Liberty giving Obama the finger?
The President is seen here ordering more election day tools for the New Black Panthers.
Someone is having Teddy Rooseveldt fantasies again.
Not sure what she has in mind, but Michelle told him to bring some wood to the bedroom.
What would a guy that throws like a girl want with a baseball bat?
As Obama begins to panic, his fundraising appeals have taken an ominous turn.
“Sometimes, a bat is just a bat. But not this time.” S. Freud
Obama “yeah yeah Nuclear missiles are incoming. Handle it. I am late for the batting cage”
Overcompensation for being unendowed.
Next up we have a photo of Obama riding in a tank with a helmet on.
Tech support “okay I think I know your problem. Point the bat up instead of down and then try swinging at the ball”
An upside down bat has replaced the upside down phone.
Obama “Hillary I have something in my hand that I think will persuade you to be my VP for this election”
Obama “Listen Bill (Clinton), we dont want any screw ups on your speech, understand?”
You can sign over your wedding registry to the campaign or you’ll need a wheelchair to get down the aisle. Hey, it’s your choice.
The President always felt more comfortable visiting with foreign leaders with his wood in his hand.
You can take the politician out of Chicago, but you can’t take the “Chicago values” out of the politician.
Obama mistook it for the Vice President. You can see how that might happen.
Yep. Now that I see them together, he IS dumb as a stick.
Yes Fox News? Sean Hannity’s office please.
Hello, Hillary? It’s Barry. You left your vibrator in the oval office again.
In a official White House photograph dated 08/01/12 President Obama, in the Oval Office talking on the phone with Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel.
Who’s calling please? Cthulhu? Hold on.
MICHELLE, CALL FOR YOU!
Obama misunderstands the concept as he prepares to go out to see the new Batman movie.
Fresh from watching ‘The Untouchables’, Obama tries a new tack on motivating his mob.
O.k., where is the SEIU rally against Mitt supporters going to be?
I was not aware that a teleprompter came in that form factor.
“Yes, I’m ready to make Boehner cry… I mean see him now.”
“Bill always said that he ‘Got wood’ sitting behind this desk… I’m just not feeling it.”
The President holds on to the only weapon system the country will be able to afford after it becomes the Greece of the Western Hemisphere.
Obama finds out that the job often gets in the way of the ‘perks’.
“Yeah, please explain to me how I’m supposed to hit the fence with a 42-inch bat when the fence is over 300 feet away? … Oh, a ball? I’m supposed to hit the fence with a ball? Then what’s the bat for? … Ohhhhhhh…”
“Hello Is this Superglue Hotline? Yes, I’ll hold….”
Hello, Mr. Cathy? I have a beef (pun intended) with the color of your bat giveaways.
Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
Hey Larry! I found a new butt-plug you wouldn’t believe!
So I told Mitt mine’s bigger and whiter
tic tic tic.. 95 more days of idiocy.. tic toc tic
One of these is hopelessly unyielding and rigid, does no real work and will splinter over time.
The other is a baseball bat.
Even the clue bat is stumped?!?