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The final exam for a class on Freudian metaphors.
St. Elmo’s Liar
Op – “You have reached crisis prevention hotline!”
Bo – “I’m blaming Bain and it ain’t working!?”
Op – “Try blamin’ Boosh again!!!”
Bo – “Some have said I did not build this?”
Op – “What color drape’s does Ann Romney like?”
No one had the heart to tell Obama the “World’s Biggest Moonbat” award was not a good thing.
All that’s missing is the chubby intern.
She has a name. I call her Monica.
Obama was ready to go to bat for other Democrats running for public office.
However, no other Democrat was willing to accept his call.
Yes Joe I do have a big stick. I’m playing with it, as we speak.
Walking Tall, Ur doing it rong
Talk softly and carry a big stick.
I’ll show it to you later Nancy.
Now when you say that I should stick this where the sun don’t shine, do you mean the North Pole in winter?
Please send in Mr. Biden.
I think Obama is going a bit batty this election year.
Bat Boy on the Bat Phone
Guano
Yes. I’m ready for the Speaker. Send him in.
Yes. I’m ready for the Speaker. Send him in.
Hey, Axelrod, I got the bat. Where’s the clue?
The missive of democrats everywhere.
Lie loudly (and often) and carry a bit stick.
This should be a picture of Obama holding his junk but umm he couldnt find it.
Obama reminisces about the old days with the community organizer’s tool of choice.
Obama is currently watching Elliot Ness. He is just not getting to the gun part.
Obama angerly tightens his grip on the only weapon that he will allow into the White House, as he seethes at the berating he is getting from Moochelle.
Nuclear missiles incoming, economic disaster looms, and who is on the phone at 2 AM? Obama who cant figure out how to hold a bat.
Talking softly and carrying a big stick doesn’t have the same impact when you’re on the phone!!
Bill……you promised me a cigar! WTH?
Hey, I can’t play golf with this!
Hello NBC News, I have a baseball bat that I really did make myself. How do we get this on the nightly news?
Rahm? Barry! Let me get this straight…they bring a knife, we bring a gun, they bring a lacrosse stick, we bring a baseball bat??
“Yes… but you sent me a white bat… RACISTS.”
BALK!!!
Strike Three!!!November 6th, YOU’RE OUT!!!Meet me behind the garage at midnight. I’ve got the bat, you bring the Mitt.
Nice!
😉
He doesn’t have the balls though.
It’s the bottom of the ninth, two outs, and Obama is about to strike out.
‘Whatever you do, don’t send Biden in to pinch hit for me.”
“I’ll do what I always do and ask the American public to sacrifice.”
“Who’s on first, What’s on second,..and Biden is eating a foot long hot dog in the dugout.”
“I don’t think I can choke up anymore than I have already.”
“Believe me, I intend to beat Romney in the debates.”
“Just in case I lose, I’ve already applied for bat-boy of the Washington Senators.”
“Who” is on first, “What” is on second, and “I Don’t Know” is… president.”
Obama thought bubble: “Geez, hurry it up, Prime Minister. I told the girls I’d take them to the batting cages. I even canceled my tee time for them”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.