This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ portrays our current Oval Office occupant exhibiting the dignity and leadership for which he is so well known.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (McGeehee) – “Hearing a chant that includes his name, President Biden joins in.”
(RockThisTown) – “He who gaffes last gaffes best.”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “None of these things are not like the others.”
(Tom Morrow) – ““I’m not the only worthless piece of crap standing here!””
3) (fustian24) – “Joe explains patiently that there wouldn’t even BE a 9/11 if everybody had gotten vaxed.”
(Retired military) – “Biden “What are we doing here again?””
4)(Vagabond661) – ““When is Wizbang going to post any content?!””
(patriciamcc) – “A shiver of sharks, a nest of snakes.”
5) (Par4Course) – ““AFGRANISTAN BANANA STAND – IT’S ALL TRUMP’S FAULT!””
(Rodney G. Graves) – “Braying ass amongst fellow asses.”
6) (Just Ken) – ““I said, My butt`s been wiped!”
(Mary Gehman) – ““…I MISS MY BASEMENT…!!!””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Paul Hooson) – ““Hey, you kids get off the lawn!”.
Meanwhile, everyone else looks around and doesn’t see any lawn or kids…”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Rick Adams) – ““Did you say she was nine, or was she eleven!? That’s kind of important, you know!””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(guido81_MA) – “…and I wore an onion on my belt, ’cause that was the style at the time. We didn’t have white onions because of the war. I got a job driving 19-wheelers and I would drive coast to coast, round trip, 5 times a week- No Joke! Now back in those days, you had Americans working in the 7-11’s so when you ordered a Blueberry Squishy you GOT a Blueberry Squishy. Y–y-you didn’t get Pina Colada Squishy or-or-or Root Beer. Now, back then a Squishy would run you a Franklin half-dollar, I’ll trade ya a Frankie for a Squishy, you’d say, and the non-Indian guy knew what you were talkin’ ’bout. Anyway, I wore an onion on my belt, ’cause that was the style at the time…”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “What a picture, you have in the front row one person who never will be president, three people who never should have been president and three people I pray never will be president.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Blues Harper) – “Medless Joe.”
Best Kamala:
(KaptainKrude) – ““Dammit Kamala, get off your knees and get back here! You don’t have to blow anyone around here to…. Oh, hi Bill.””
Best reference to a previous caption contest
(Brian Brandt) – ““Angela, come back down that hill! And don’t turn your back to me!”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
