Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of September 17, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ portrays our current Oval Office occupant exhibiting the dignity and leadership for which he is so well known.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (McGeehee) – “Hearing a chant that includes his name, President Biden joins in.

(RockThisTown) – “He who gaffes last gaffes best.

2) (Joe_Miller) – “None of these things are not like the others.

(Tom Morrow) – ““I’m not the only worthless piece of crap standing here!”

3) (fustian24) – “Joe explains patiently that there wouldn’t even BE a 9/11 if everybody had gotten vaxed.

(Retired military) – “Biden “What are we doing here again?”

4)(Vagabond661) – ““When is Wizbang going to post any content?!”

(patriciamcc) – “A shiver of sharks, a nest of snakes.


(Rodney G. Graves) – “Braying ass amongst fellow asses.

6) (Just Ken) – ““I said, My butt`s been wiped!

(Mary Gehman) – ““…I MISS MY BASEMENT…!!!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Hey, you kids get off the lawn!”.

Meanwhile, everyone else looks around and doesn’t see any lawn or kids…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams) – ““Did you say she was nine, or was she eleven!? That’s kind of important, you know!”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “…and I wore an onion on my belt, ’cause that was the style at the time. We didn’t have white onions because of the war. I got a job driving 19-wheelers and I would drive coast to coast, round trip, 5 times a week- No Joke! Now back in those days, you had Americans working in the 7-11’s so when you ordered a Blueberry Squishy you GOT a Blueberry Squishy. Y–y-you didn’t get Pina Colada Squishy or-or-or Root Beer. Now, back then a Squishy would run you a Franklin half-dollar, I’ll trade ya a Frankie for a Squishy, you’d say, and the non-Indian guy knew what you were talkin’ ’bout. Anyway, I wore an onion on my belt, ’cause that was the style at the time…

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “What a picture, you have in the front row one person who never will be president, three people who never should have been president and three people I pray never will be president.

Best Banter Weight:

(Blues Harper) – “Medless Joe.

Best Kamala:

(KaptainKrude) – ““Dammit Kamala, get off your knees and get back here! You don’t have to blow anyone around here to…. Oh, hi Bill.”

Best reference to a previous caption contest

(Brian Brandt) – ““Angela, come back down that hill! And don’t turn your back to me!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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