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“I have to go to brief fundraiser. Don’t worry I’ll be back to get the check.”
Obama to Secret Service Agent “If Michelle shows up make sure she thinks I am in an important meeting and cant be disturbed:”
Obama “Someone pass the arugala”
“Normally this would cost you $35,000 a piece!”
Obama “Hey the delivery guy is a bundler for the campaign. Make sure to tip him a billion dollars from the WH expense account”
Dateline Jan 19th 2013. Caption “Obama enjoys last meal in the Oval Office”
Nancy Pelosi has at last found a job she is good at. Passing out sandwiches to her betters.
Lame Ducks always tilt to the left.
Notice that Obama is talking and nobody seems to be paying any attention to him.
That is nothing new.
WH Bio for FDR. FDR instituted bread lines to feed the American people out of work in the Great Depression. President Obama inherited an economy from President BUsh that was so bad he had to institute bread lines for congressional leaders.
The right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing and Obama doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Obama: “Takeout from Subway? This is one of my proposed spending cuts.”
“I’m sorry guys, but if you want more iced tea you’re going to have to ask for a second glass. Right after Michelle endorsed the Bloomberg rule the kitchen ditched the big glasses.”
Obama: “Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That’s
right, keep eating… Little do you know you’re drawing ever closer to
the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn’t there Smithers?”
Obama’s version of leaning right.
Boehner : “300 fundraisers, and who knows how many $4,000 plate dinners you have had and all you can give us is freaking Subways?”
Reid “Gimme that salami sub bitch”
Obama replaces “America’s Horn of Plenty” with a “Zimbabwean Stack of Subs”.
Obama: “Make me a sammich, wouldya Honey?”
Obama replaces America’s Horn of Plenty with the Zimbabwean Half-Stack of Subs.
This beats the Hell out the damn rubber chickens that I have been eating for the last three years.
Obama taking a break from the rubber chicken circuit
We secretly exchanged their pork with dog; lets see who notices the difference!
“I think what we need is a Miracle Whip</i."
Dang it who got onions? Boehner is crying again.
5 loaves, 2 fish
“There was a time this guy would be getting us coffee.”
And they said I couldn’t get this much stupid in one room. HA!
Reid loves it when Obama gives him a Travolta with his sandwich.
I assure you these aren’t dog. Actually they’re horse. Sorry Sarah Jessica.
Obama hides his spliff while his new Choom Gang deals with a serious case of the munchies.
They need just about 5 sandwiches. But they went ahead and ordered over 20 because, hey, it’s government and that’s how they roll.
Nancy only passes goodies to democrats. Republican’s can get stuffed for all she cares.
Clockwise from the top: Witless. Lifeless, Feckless. Clueless, Spineless.
…………and then, after the helicopter went down, I grabbed my silenced M16 and broke down the door, I charged up the stairs, to Osama’s bedroom……….
We’ll buy the sandwiches Barry. Just don’t make us listen to that stupid analogy again about Republicans ordering steak and then leaving without paying the bill. It’s tiresome, it’s idiotic, and it’s wrong.
There is such a thing as a free lunch. Who knew? ww
And the tea is from some new internet outfit Michelle found called “Two if by Tea”. Never heard of them before, but, man, great tea!
It turns out that the White House kitchen is all union. I’ve had to order out since Wisconsin…
Subway!: Eat,
FreshThresh“Betty said she lost a ‘Depends’ around here, so be careful which napkin you use.”
After you’ve all sampled this, we’ll go outside and see what the circuses will be like.
Pres: “Can you believe that I had to buy the company before they would let me take any of the food home.”
Pres: “Eat up, I charged the bill to the DNC”
Okay, we’re gonna be “fair” about this and split the check two ways…..Boehner and McConnell.
I only see five dwarves, and they’re all Dopey
The private sector is out of bread, you say? Well … let them have those cookies then!
Thank you Lord, for a meal that would be illegal in NYC
“OK now lets talk about subsidies for the school lunch programs.”
Pardon me… Do you have any Grey Poupon?