It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
… and I told them that they don’t get paid unless I win in November.
Take what you like, I walked out without paying.
“This was the only way I could think of to get people to say there were heroes in the White House.”
Pelosi: “Back off, Mitchie! These are the sandwiches for the Democrats – they don’t have spit on them.”
Obama “Ok, now that I served you, you better figure out how you’re going to serve me.”
There’s extra mayo, as long as you don’t tell Michelle!
The Republicans asked President Obama for spending cuts. He gave them cold cuts, instead.
I forget what I ordered for the rest of you, but Nancy, yours is pulled pork on sourdough.
At the weekly White House poker game, having run completely out of money, players are reduced to wagering with cold cuts.
I started with Waygu Beef, and I end up with Subway leftovers. There’s probably a metaphor in that somewhere. Anyway – it’ll be $5 a head, pay at the door as you go, and I’ve told the Secret Service not to let anyone out until you’ve all paid.
Congressional Poker – you take from the pot, and then gamble with it or keep it for yourself
These are OWS subs–99% bread and 1% meat.
Obama sits quietly waiting for TOTUS to have the words “Take a bite now” appear.
Mayor Bloomingberg oppose’s this caption!!
Mayor Bloomingberg oppose’s this caption!!
What kind of a sexist dufus makes the woman serve the food? Oh sorry, wrong meme. Isn’t it affirming how the Democrats are willing to share their food with the low life republicans.
Mr. President, we’ve seen the Subway commercials about eating their sandwiches and losing weight, but I don’t think you can seriously say you have now done you share to reduce government and balance the budget.
Obama: Now when you have finished your meals, I will personally see to it that their will be enough crumbs left to feed 5,000.
I suspect this isn’t going to end well. Obama already has his cookie and there are only three left on the plate. Someone is going to miss dessert.
Consider yourselves lucky. If this were Sarah Jessica Parker’s place, this little meal would cost you 40 grand.
Top Ten Sandwiches approved by the Obama Administration.
10. Pork
9. Pulled Pork
8 Pulled Pork with Extra Pork
7 Chicago Style Hot-Dogs
6 Bailout, Lettuce, and Tomato
5
TexasTaxes BBQ Beef Brisket4 Turkey Melt (any cheese except American)
3 Bologna
2 Anything not on white bread (“RACISTS”)
and the number 1 sandwich approved by the Obama Administration
Sham and Sleaze…
The least productive segment of society.
It wasn’t until years later that Obama realized Boehner always took a huge bite of his sandwich right before the Diet Pepsi toast, so instead of coming out “SKOAL” it would sound like “SCOAMF.”
Obama feeds the Wookie under the table.
They better pig-out as the rules in DC won’t let left-over food be given to the soup kitchens. Pretty cool… 5 people; 10 sandwiches; a dozen bags of chips and Two-if-by-Tea. Don’t they know how to order-out?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.