Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Oscar statues stand covered by plastic as preparations for the Oscars continue in Hollywood, California February 22, 2012. The 84th Academy Awards will take place on Sunday. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Sacha Baron Cohen, The Oscars, And the Death of Propriety
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