It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Pull My Finger
“They just keep giving me money…… “
That guy looks like Uncle Onyango
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Damn it, Daley! If you don’t get me an oriental for the next photo op, I’ll have your ass!
“Who’s that with the ducky on his shoulder?”
Eenie Meanie, Chili beanie,
The spirits are about to speak.
After his speech, President Obama channel’s Desmond Dekker.
♬
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
‘More Taxes,’ he says, ‘I’ll need to receive.’
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
credit them a-tear up, the bailout’s all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
It’s getting warm, we done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
(repeat last four)
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
♬
with apologies to
(Israelites — Desmond Dekker)
Can we get an exterminator in here? I just saw a hobbit by the wall back there.
“…try the veal, I’m here all night folks.”
“See me,
feel me,
touch me”
we’re not gonna take it, never did and never will
I love it! I can spout all sorts of crap – and there’s fools out there who’ll just lap it right up and believe it!
When I see that smile something dies inside me.
“Quick… hand me that fiddle.”
For passing the buck, Obama’s quarterback rating surpassed Aaron Rodger’s
No Presidential party is successful without setting up congress for a nice game of Musical Spikes.
The press loves Obama’s impression of Biden shooting an arrow in Mongolia.
“God darnit, Mr. Obama, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.”
Barry expels more greenhouse gas in 30 minutes than 100 coal fired power plants do in a year, when he opens his mouth
“The plan is fully paid for! Now pull my finger!”
We-eee-eeel….
You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Com on now (Shout!)
Minions. Satan has minions.
With his speech now over, Obama can drop the straight face and show what he really thinks…
Seeing the Gibson CEO in the crowd, Obama points to him and yells “Gotcha!”
Pack of Hyenas
“Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Economy solved! Yes I’m great! Where are my golf clubs?”
Hail to the Thief.
Wasted away again in Spenderitaville!
Strawman of the People
He who stalks between the dung
“So I sing you to sleep after the schlubbing, with a bill I just wrote yesterday
And the love on your face is so real, that it makes me want to lie
And I know, this bill ain’t creating anything new
Yes, after the schlubbing, all our debt, will never be due”
Thought bubble about Rep Green’s grimace: “Damn it, Maxine was right — we get no attention!”
Spendapalooza
Spendapalooza
And then the bartender say’s, “Is this some kind of joke”???
Hey, Mike! Everybody’s here. There’s Tom. Freddie. Good to see you, Mike.
How are you, Moe?
You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the
dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips
for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
For the man on the left with the beard “Where will you be when Obama’s diarrehea kicks in?”
Obama “You got us the 8 am tee time at Andrews? You are THE MAN!!!1”
Obama greets one of his former teleprompters.
Oh mannn…I don’t believe this…ha ha haaa. Hey now, this is not the state of the union address so just put that thing back in your pants.
The party of denial.
“Tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1929!!”
This photo was used by the DC DA when he charged this mob with child molestation !
Did you get the part where I had the whole Congress splayed out before me and I laid that whole unemployment guilt -trip upon them… Ha, Ha… Whee that was fun!
Where will you be when the Exlax kicks in?
Dope and Mange
Pull the string on Barry’s back and he spits out an IOU