It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
A more introspective man would acknowledge to himself, that when the Emperor assumes the throne of power, his minions will suddenly find his jokes hilarious.
…And then I said ta da whole Congress, “Hows that Hope and Change working out fer ya?”
There I was, bereatin Congress to pass my plan, and all a sudden I could here in my head, the good Reverend sayin…’God Damn America.’
Knock em’ dead Mugabe!
Obama thought bubble (I know, but try) “Damn I”m good, they bought it hook line and sinker.”
Guy behind him “Jesus, what crawled up his ass and died.”
Can you believe all those people bought my speech again. Whoot!
I’m reminded of a certain movie quote:
“I don’t have a goddamn clue. Don’t worry, they’ll row for a month before they figure out I’m fakin’ it”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/quotes?qt=qt0303482
Obama always smiles when he faces to the left.
“Hey man, That’s a good one. Hah. ‘The ship is sinking.’ This is the Titanic. This ship can’t sink.”
And then I suggested that I run as a messiah -shoot man -it worked for Hitler.
So I said to Holder, give those Mexican gangs some guns so we can blame the gun-clingers
So then I said to my white half – you’re a racist, and I started going places ever since.
“Watch closely… I will now make $15 Trillion disappear… and pull a re-election out of my ass…. Hope-us Change-ocus”
“…and now for my plan to save the US economy… Oh look… SHINY.”
HEY KIDS! I’m Barack the Magic Negro and I’ve come to take you to Government Fantasy Land where you can spend all the money you want and you’ll never have to pay it back…
With unrestrained emotion, President Obama breaks on into the new national anthem —
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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.