Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. Anonymous September 10, 2011

   A more introspective man would acknowledge to himself, that when the Emperor assumes the throne of power, his minions will suddenly find his jokes hilarious.  
2. Anonymous September 10, 2011

   …And then I said ta da whole Congress, “Hows that Hope and Change working out fer ya?”
3. Anonymous September 10, 2011

   There I was, bereatin Congress to pass my plan, and all a sudden I could here in my head, the good Reverend sayin…’God Damn America.’
4. Anonymous September 10, 2011

   Knock em’ dead Mugabe!
5. Anonymous September 10, 2011

   Obama thought bubble (I know, but try) “Damn I”m good, they bought it hook line and sinker.”
   Guy behind him “Jesus, what crawled up his ass and died.”
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7. TexBob September 10, 2011

   Can you believe all those people bought my speech again.  Whoot!
8. Alfred Centauri September 10, 2011

   I’m reminded of a certain movie quote:

   “I don’t have a goddamn clue. Don’t worry, they’ll row for a month before they figure out I’m fakin’ it”

   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/quotes?qt=qt0303482
9. retired.military September 10, 2011

   Obama always smiles when he faces to the left.
10. Andrew_M_Garland September 11, 2011

    “Hey man, That’s a good one. Hah. ‘The ship is sinking.’ This is the Titanic. This ship can’t sink.”
11. Anonymous September 11, 2011

    And then I suggested that I run as a messiah -shoot man -it worked for Hitler.

    So I said to Holder, give those Mexican gangs some guns so we can blame the gun-clingers

    So then I said to my white half – you’re a racist, and I started going places ever since.
12. rodney dill September 11, 2011

    “Watch closely… I will now make $15 Trillion disappear… and pull a re-election out of my ass…. Hope-us Change-ocus”
13. rodney dill September 11, 2011

    “…and now for my plan to save the US economy… Oh look… SHINY.”
14. Anonymous September 11, 2011

    HEY KIDS! I’m Barack the Magic Negro and I’ve come to take you to Government Fantasy Land where you can spend all the money you want and you’ll never have to pay it back…
15. rodney dill September 11, 2011

    With unrestrained emotion, President Obama breaks on into the new national anthem —
    ♬
    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
    ♬
16. Kevin September 16, 2011

    Update:  Winners announced.  Click the link to read the winning entries.  The contest is now closed.
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