Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 22, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided yet another weekend where I wonder whether it would make more sense to have an award for the “Most Appropriate” caption. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – ““Donald says I should shove this up Chuck Schumer’s ass before I open it.”

2) (RockThisTown) – “Obviously, Melania using an umbrella causes immigrant children to be separated from their parents.

3) (cathymv) – “It’s like she carries a bullshit radar dish…and it’s always pointed at CNN

4) (fustian24) – “Her other coat says: “Eat sh!t and die, worthless press whores…”

5) (BluesHarper) – “Protecting herself from rain was easy compared to the compassionate and loving Left.

6) (guido81_MA) – “Unconfirmed reports confirm that this is the same umbrella Trump used to assassinate JFK in Dealey Plaza….THIS IS CNN!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Great, now the left will be hating on Mary Poppins.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Mary Gehman) – ““…I can bring home the bacon…fry it up in a pan….and never, never let you forget you’re a man…”

(Olsoljer) – “Unlike Obama, there is no teleprompter under this.

(Rick Adams) – “Can enter and exit an aircraft without faceplanting, AND can handle an umbrella at the same time!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(DJD60_TX) – “Melania to NYT:

“No, I saw what you did, that’s not rain and you should not be proud of something that small

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Little boy “Who is that beautiful lady getting off the airplane?”
Mother “Not Hillary that is for damn sure. She isn’t President and never will be”

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “but not a butterface

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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