It’s Friday, and that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo.
Winners for last week’s contest and this weekend’s contest will be announced Sunday evening.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Like Obama in the debt-ceiling negotiations, I got nothin’.
Seriously Barry, you’re the leader of the free world.
First, sit up straight and at least look like a man.
Second, against the wishes of the Secret Service, the FBI and the NSA, you pitched a fit to carry a Blackberry… and do you use it? You carry around a notepad from Staples.
I’ve gotta be one of the least hip, least savvy guys from the party of the un-hip and unsavvy, and even I use an Ipad.
“So I was a’pushin’ and a’compromisin’, holdin’ Michelle’s hips like this, when…huh? Oh, you mean what did the caucus do last night. I see, ahem….”
Obama – “The position of the US govt is clear. We dont negotiate with terrorists”
Boehner – “Look Mr President. I dont like the tea party that much either but name calling is getting us nowhere”
3rd annual Beer Summit of the clueless!!
Summit Sans Suds
Yeah, well sometimes nothin’ is a really cool hand!
This is not one of those times!
So this Zombie walks into a Chicago voting booth….
I swear Barack it’s easy to fake tears -worth a ton of votes from the elderly.
But if we just put a national recreation tax on condoms.
My first grey hair came after the Dow rose Barack.
Naw, Joe Biden didn’t really say that, did he?
Barry’s bum ticker update: 10:10 am -57.06
Course of action- Release 20,000,000 barrels from strategic reserve, then blame Boooooosh!!
“Is that a boener in your pants or is your tele prompter happy to see me?”
Obama and Boehner discuss the next step in the destruction of the USA
Boehner: Explain to me again, just what does an assistant dictator get to do?
Boehner: “Look, I’m not giving you putts of this length any more….”
–Peter F.
Obama sits captivated, soaking in Boehner’s visual explanation of the theory of capitalism. Obama was heard to remark later, “I’m surprised they never bother to teach this ‘capitalism’ thing at Harvard.”
Boehner: “Yes Mr. President, you are welcome to sit on my lap. I allow my children to do the same thing once I’m done spanking them too.”
Boehner: “Just how big is your missed opportunity with the debt limit increase? Hell, I don’t know…how about this big. It’s not any bigger than your ton of other missed opportunities over these last 2 years.”
Boehner: “Sure, I’ll get the bill. But seriously, do you ever plan on paying for anything?!”
Boner: ” Is it true a Wookies ….. is this big?”
Who made the bloody rules about smoking in the house, anyway? George Bush?
We’re this far apart on how to spend more trillions.
Obama – “I dare you to call my bluff John”
Boehner – “Mr President, it helps if we deal first before you try to start bluffing”
“Mr. President, this is a slightly bigger problem than being late for your tee time.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.