An aging Larry Hagman is set to star in a new TV drama – Dallas.
Not nostalgic enough for you?
It’s official: TNT is bringing back Dallas, and with original series stars Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy and Linda Gray.
Linda Gray? Meh. I was kind of hoping for Victoria Principal. Or Erin Grey from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
Can you feel the malaise? Next thing you know Obama will be caught on film clubbing a swamp chipmunk with a five iron in a water hazard near the 14th hole. Could a Grease reboot be in the works?
You know who this helps? Rick Perry.