Oh, America. How the mighty have fallen.
We, America, invented the motion picture. We invented special effects. We invented the action flick.
And now we have been surpassed in this area. We, as a nation, have been defeated. We’ve had our lunch money stolen, had our heads shoved in the toilet, and suffered an Atomic Wedgie from — of all countries — India.
Because never in a million years could we ever hope to top the sheer awesomeness that is displayed here.
Enjoy your victory, Bollywood. Hope you choke on it.
