Dang it, I forgot to hit one stupid button and set this piece to publish at 11:00 this morning. Sorry, folks…
Islam is a religion of peace. Islam is the most peaceful and tolerant of all religions. Islam is the religion of civilization. There is no compulsion in Islam.
That’s what we’ve been told, over and over again.
So let’s give our Muslim brethren in the family of humanity an opportunity to demonstrate those fine, upstanding, noble qualities.
The following images are entirely original works of art, conceived of and carried out by me alone, with no assistance or guidance from any outside sources — especially government grants. All supplies were purchased or otherwise obtained through my own labors for a non-governmental employer. Not a single tax penny went into these photographs, nor any foreign funds laundered either through the US Chamber of Commerce or the Obama presidential campaign.
I made ’em, I own ’em, and I’m damned proud of each and every one.
And if anyone might be offended by my creations, in which a Koran features prominently, then you are not only requested to not view the extended entry, but explicitly forbidden to do so. I will assume no responsibility for any offended sensibilities; you have been duly warned.
Disclaimers: no bacon was wasted in the production of these images (it was delicious). Yes, I’ve spent way too much time looking at LOLCats. May cause bacon envy, clogged arteries, and the heartbreak of psoriasis. Contact a doctor if rage lasts more than four hours.