Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was big hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

In this publicity image released by Sesame Workshop, singer Katy Perry, left, is shown with Elmo performing in a music video called 'Hot and Cold' about opposites on 'Sesame Street.' The children's show says it won't air a taped segment featuring the 'California Gurls' singer. The pop star -- who is known for her risque outfits -- wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit 'Hot N Cold.' But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set. (AP Photo/Sesame Workshop)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (al) – “Brought to you by the letters T & A

2) (IowaRight) – “I’m telling ya, you’re wasting your time on Bert and Ernie. Two guys, always together, for years and years, Do the math sweetie…

3) (Dodo David) – “Sesame Street Walker

4) (jbinnout) – “Oh boy, next is the segment where you get to meet Mr Noodle!

5) (Pretzel Logic) – “‘C’ is for cleavage

6) (zipity) – “Have you ever heard of “furries”…?

The Readers Choice Award this week went to al’s winning entry. In its place we honor one more excellent, if slightly overlooked, caption:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) – “I always chuckle when a bunch of Internet fanboys suddenly start lusting over a celebrity that’s been on my radar screen for years. In this case it couldn’t have been later 2002 when I first started fantasizing about banging Elmo.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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