It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Shengi NOOOOOOO, as Shengi lights up the fart bubbles in a “watch this” moment. mpw
When asked for comment, Lee Ward was heard to say “Chinese never played in oil until a black man became President.”
As Robert Gibbs explained, “hey, they played a vital role in building our railroads, why not let them expand into petroleum as well?”
There are some indications that the concept of “mud wrestling” was lost in translation.
Obama said it’s clean, so it must be clean!
Weary travelers relaxing in the hot tub at Motel 6 by the Great Wall of China.
Survivor Gulf Coast.
Try as he may Xu Lei just could not pass gas sitting in a pool of crude oil.
Come on over here Hillary! me so horny for you!!
It’s good to know the Gulf Coast is still a popular tourist destination for Asians.
We will show those imperial yankees that China stands second to none in industrial disasters.
When given lemons… ww
well that’s obviousely racicst.
What’s slimier than a member of Congress?
Wrong, not even these three guys are.
In the Asian market the term “oil crisis” has an entirely different meaning.
New rock band, The Tar Babies, relax after their concert last night.
Things are getting real ugly in Louisiana.
BP was denounced by the Obama administration and labor unions today for using cheap Chinese labor to clean up Louisiana beaches.
Lee Ward and his entire fan club just could not embrace their “inner blackness” no matter how hard they tried.
Only the President seemed not to be able to smell what others could.
These three have figured out a “slick” way to advance upward in the present regime, “color”me green with envy!!
Chinese tourists take a refreshing dip at a local Louisiana Shrimp Shack & Health Spa.
Obama’s team of hand picked scientists have finally found the best way to clean up the Gulf oil disaster is by sucking it up through their ass.
More people suckered by Florida’s “Our beaches are still beautiful” campaign.
It seems like BP’s spill has even reached Pandora.
With all the negative ratings here, we clearly have an infestation of Obamanista Trolls©. Send for the Waaaaaambulance. What a bunch of thin skinned pussies. Just like their hero, the Lightworker© who has stopped the oceans rise, and will bring us the glory that is Socialism in America. Really. This time it will work for sure. Of course, we may have 20- 30 million peasants die in the process, like every other attempt to bring the world a Socialist Utopia. But American Liberals have proven to be okay with that numerous times. Sometimes you just have to stack the bodies 60 feet high to get what you want, right Libtards?
Japanese tourists enjoy a fun and relaxing day at a Louisiana beach.
I think Lee ward and his buddies from DU must be having a field day on their voting.
zipity,
I suspect it might be one certain thin-skinned, recently banned troll causing trouble.
I think you’re right.
Well, they aren’t named Bush, so if they’re capable of reading flowery prose off a teleprompter we can now expect these otherwise unaccomplished men to quickly assume the reins of power in Beijing.
Lee takes a break before going on a mad downding-ing spree.
Caption (so you know that this is an entry).
Lee Ward laughs at his latest banning, meanwhile his fan club ponders of the evils of the racist conservatises.
“We are not the white man’s bitches!”
The final cure for racism – Make everyone black.
It’s all Bush’s fault.
“But do please, Brer Fox, don’t fling me in dat brier-patch!”
It’s an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
This, plus feathers, is what the Democrats have to look forward to in November.
Won’t you sample my poo-poo platter?
Obama moratorium likewise includes this new
oil deposit discovery. EPA’s Browner deems
it “too superficial to be safely tapped.”
Hotel pool at the Bahrain Hilton invites
guests to “immerse themselves” in the
luxury of the exotic Middle East.
Yokito Takai wins the Pennzoil Triathlon
for the third time.
World -class Beijing Continental cooks up
a ton of “Dim Sum in Black Bean Sauce” daily
for its hungry guests.
“Haiii, Haiii, Wee wee Harvey Ward… You cap china boy well weel good.
Waiter: “Welcome to the Poo Ping Palace Congressman Frank, might I suggest the Cream of Sum Yung Guy”
Barney Frank: “Yes you may, and yes I will..”
Barney Frank: “Yes, the Cream of Sum Yung Guy sounds dewicious, but I fink I will have 3 orders of Tar Balls instead, and make ’em fwesh”
Urkel: Did I do that?
Chin Wu and his friends enjoy testing the new ‘Free to Pee’ swimming pool.
Secret stir-fry sauce exposed!