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Chancellor Obama, fresh from his trip to Panama City Beach, FL, begins his new round of global warming talks with China. Details at 10….
Public reception of Competitive Naked Mud Wallowing as an Olympic event has been less enthusiastic than hoped.
When life gives you oil, make Oil-AID
Obama: I said British Petroleum, you idiot! British!
Chinese play in U.S. debt pool, laugh all the way to the bank.
Experiments have shown that, contrary to popular belief, Chinese men do not readily absorb spilled crude oil.
China’s answer to their oil spill… The Human Sponge!
I’m going to sue my travel agent for not telling me WHY the Gulf Shore Vacation package was so affordable.
Democratic operatives prepare to commit voter fraud and intimidation by first changing their skin color to avoid prosecution by the Department of Justice.
Is I black enough for Harvard yet?
The Barrack Obama lookalike contest did not go as planned.
It’s velly oiree!
Al Sharpton flew into LA today to decry the blatant acts of racism displayed by the chinese community.
The truth comes out… and I always thought oil was made from dinosaurs.
New video from the BP gulf well proves that you really can drill all the way to China.
In other news…Clean up crews in Pensacola have remove oil from what appears to be an Egg Roll found washed up on the beach…
Back to you Chet…
The attempt by China to become part of the Opec cartel failed miserably.
Al Gore defended the use of hydrocarbons in his Church of Green’s sacrament of baptism.
All your oils are belong to us.
The chinese economy is doing so well that they are now opening oil Spas instead of mud spas for the elite.
Nancy Pelosi declined comment on the latest fad among her constuency. Gay chinese sex lubricant.
The slogan of the gay chinese community. Drill Baby Drill.
The asian elite university entrance leveler bath by BP.
Headline:
Dem’s announce new plan to fix their two biggest blunders by repaying Asian debt with Louisiana vacation packages. “Best idea POTUS has had so far; it can’t fail” says White House insider.
Man with legs in the air “HAHAHAH. You can fart and the bubbles the dont show.”
Where Michelle Obama’s dress designer got the idea.
I see that BP is interviewing in China…
The latest findings at the LeBrea tar pits provide proof of an ancient land bridge between what is now China and the US.
Obama declares new government drinking water initiative a huge success.
Those guys are one match away from being Mu Shu.
Joe Biden on accusations that he was gay “I was just trying to plug the damn hole”
Center: Obama travels to China to test local legend. Upon entering the pool, it is said that the water will turn the color of the entrant’s soul.
Imodiums latest commercial, while canceled for TV was a huge success on the internet.
Things started slow at the new tourist attraction in Louisiana. ObamaLand opened last Friday. Barry, the manager of the new oil-based theme-park, said he planned to add additional attractions beyond the oil soaked beach slip-and-slide. “We plan on having our own MMA/UFC style fights, featuring James “The Raging Cajun” Carvell vs. Rham “Da Joo with a Knife” Emanuel. Things will pick up…” The companion restaurant, modeled after Hooters is called “O’s Ho’s” is literally a greasy spoon.
The Ho brothers were beginning to question Jianguo’s latest health craze.
Al Gore likes his masseuses nice and oiled up.
Zhuàng wondered why he couldn’t loose the nickname ‘dipstick’
Nancy Pelosi did some serious soul searching…..and all she found was three Chinese guys in there.
After the Sherrod incident in which Ms. Sherrod had to be recovered from under the bus, the administration has begun trials on more easily reversible methods of ostracization. Seen here, early tests on Tarring and Feathering…
Biden was puzzled at the uproar he caused with the Chinese ambassador “I thought I was making it very clear that the Chinese were going to take a bath in the oil futures, but they didnt seem to appreciate the advise”
Remind me to never order the Happy Family Special again…
Pool party for the cast of “Dukes of Sichuan”
[ not pictured – Dai xi “Daisy” Duke, the General Mao, and Boss Jiabao ]
Soylent Oil is PEOPLE!
BP caught photoshopping again.
Confucius say: Boys who play in oil tub have crude where it’s rude.
“BP Summer Camp sucks!”
The premier of the new Chinese game show “Louisiana tourists” proved to be a black eye for the network.
Some holes best remain unplugged!
Dude, your carbon footprint is going to be AWESOME!
Those Japanese do it again, take an American idea and make it better. We see you like oil in your water, so we will make it into a health aide and sell it back to at 10 times the price. mpw
BP’s China Syndrome