It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Alex, my answer is: “What do you get with lots of money, low intelligence, little ability, a lot of hype and little substance?”
Obama, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, if you speak in Eubonics at the state of the union you will never get the republicans to go along with you.
Biden – Just because they said you dont have to talk Negro if you dont need to doesnt mean to do it at the SOTU.
Biden – “You know, listening to your SOTU, I almost forgot that you were black.”
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
Biden – “Go ahead, pull my finger, I dare you”
Now! Let Me refresh your mind Woodrow, there are many reason’s they sent us here! First and foremost, to lose jobs. Grow government and administer our sickness to the poor..
The worst part is We believe they sent us here because We give a damn about them! The honest truth is, I dont give a dam about them! I give a damn about You and Your ordained “godhood”, so let us dispense with all the chicanery and just say ” Plow My field! I own You!”..
Obama – Joe, they mean you when they say “Ugly American”, not only am I pretty but I was born in Kenya.
I-I-I know what you’re gonna say son. When two halves is gone there’s nuthin’ left – and you’re right. Two nuthins is nuthin’. That’s mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can’t argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin’.
Was this photo taken during recess? Or in Chi chi’s bedroom?
Joe’s mad as hell and he aint gonna fake it anymore!!
~Envy and bribery live together in perfect harmony… Side by side on our pawned piano oh lord were so freee~
Hey Barry, pull my finger!
“My State Was A Slave State”
Color Me blind! But did Joe just whistle dixie in the half blak dial up a negroid lexicon dunce in thugs face?
Dope and Strange
“Solutions? You move right and then you move left. Right?”
I swear He looks like the guy that pushed Me out of a snowbank one night 30 years ago! Of course he ended up pushing Me in the other side jacking My money and telling me You’ll be alright this time!
Yeah, musta been Him. That’s the only real job this clown ever had! Stic up in chief!
Trick question
How many idiots does it take too build a coalition of marxists?
Answer: 1
Let Me digress and refrain from the established media..
How many marxists does it take to build a coalition of idiots?
Answer: Only one if He has the Presidency.
SEIU gave me the tie. You like it?
Do I hear $13 trillion? Thirteen trillion. Do I hear $14 trillion? $14.5 trillion. $14.5 trillion going once, twice, SOLD, to the American public.
Comedian Jeff Dunham was accused of racism after putting on black face and giving his dummy a microphone.
The following picture was marked Exhibit A in the case the American People VS The Dumocrats. The subject of the equal opportunity case highlights the problems with racial quotas and hiring the handicapped for jobs they are not qualified for.
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PS. My sincere apologies to the handicapped in implying with the above statement that Biden is handicapped.
Forget Osama. Why aren’t we going after Achmed the Dead Terrorist?
“The big difference between you and I, Mr. President, is that I don’t need a teleprompter to prove my ignorance; a microphone will do.”
“So I said to him, ‘Look behind you, Mr. Chief Justice, there’s a hundred years of stare decisis behind you.'”
Caption: Really, hmmmm, tell me more.
Yeah, well I’ve seen you wing it without a teleprompter, too, and I’ll tell you, Bub, it ain’t pretty. Call me gafftastic again, I’ll stick this microphone where your head is.
“DY – NO – MITE”
Are you infering Obama is a negatoid?
“…and the Republicans saying that the healthcare plan has no merit is like saying the lunar landings weren’t filmed in Nevada!”
“…and the Republicans saying that the Health Care Plan has no merit is like saying the lunar landings weren’t filmed in Nevada!”
Get the hell off my lawn!!! Oh, sorry boss, I didn’t know it was you.
Obama – “Joe, did you ever hear that old adage. Say nothing and be thought a fool rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
“…..and in this cawnah, from the isle of Oahu, weighing in at 165 lbs., and fresh off
a loss to Congress in the Health Care Thrilla
is a leaner, meaner Barry “The Bomb”
Obaaaaaaammmmmma……Obaaaaaaammmmma!!!”
“What do you mean I can’t sell him?”
Uh,….what the hell did I just say??
Anus and Dandy
Pants on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool….
I’m way whiter than he is – really!
(Obama thinking): “Wow… nearly any George Bush quote sounds reasonable coming out of Biden’s mouth.”
“Once You sell out to Barack You never go back!”
“Read My lips, no new jobs!!”
Biden: “Did you hear the one about the Republican Senator from Massachusetts and ……. “
“Ebony and bribery the reunion tour, together there’s nothing We cant screw up..”
Ladies and gentlemen…..our contestant here
here needs “Health Care Reform” …….and
he’s choosing Curtain #3! Let’s all go over
now and see what he’s won!
“He said ‘the Sheriff is a-near!'”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.