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“I really am amazing! But enough about me; what do you think about me?”
Obama: “So I told them to take that statue of this Churchill dude, whoever in the hell that is, pack it up, and send it back to the limeys.”
Spies like us…
“I am the way, the Pravda, and the life.”
Now seriously Dmitry…these spies of yours were so inept, even Maxwell Smart could root them out…
“So, what was the second thing that Vladimir did?”
Dumb and Dum…no, wait. Communist and Communister. You decide which is which.
Dmitry thinking: How did this guy ever get elected to anything?
Dmitry thinking: “So this is what a useful idiot is like.”
Obama to Dmitry:
And then I shook my fist list this …at BP and said “I’m lookin to kick some ass, that’s how we do it in America. Do you like my ride?
Obama to Dmitry:
On the Highway to Hell….for burgers.
Dink Cadillac
Barry give’s Dmitry pointer’s on how to successfully implement socialism.
“I would never throw my most important people under a bus. Under this limo, yes. Under a bus, no.”
“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll let you take your spies home with you on the condition that you take Joe Biden home with you, too.”
One is and anti-American thug out to hurt America in every way possible. The other is the President of Russia.
Dmitri:
“I’ve finally agreed to ask other nations for help in solving the disaster that the USA is suffering through. So, what can Russia do to save my presidency?”
Obama: “Yeah I have to pretend not to be a communist too. Luckily, just like in your country, we control the press.”
“Yes, that’s Joe Biden running behind the limo. What do you do to keep your Vice-President from saying something foolish while a VIP is visiting?”
This next golf course up ahead…………
Here we have the leader of a regime which despises America and what it stands for, and is actively trying to undermine our strength in the world.
The other guy is Dmitry Medvedev.
Hey Dmitri, did you realize my driver should of taken that last turn? Where are we going???
“… and contrary to current criticism, you had to notice, Dmitry, how quick I was deciding not only how I wanted my burger cooked, but also which toppings would be appropriate. I am most certainly a decisive leader on all these counts…..”
“As far as I’m concerned, Dmitry, Alaska is yours and I’d be delighted to return it to you sooner rather than later.”
“It’s no problem cause now I can shut down the Internet anytime I want WITHOUT approval from Congress, Dmitry. We can let the revolution begin.”
As obama explains how he will destroy america. Dimitry places his coat on his lap to hide his hardon
We can pull over right up here and do a Chinese fire drill if you like! The Americans laugh at stuff like that…
What the prompter meant to say was……
Dmitri…., the “I know you are but what am
I?” litany gets us nowhere!
…..but I don’t see how running all my limos
on Stoli lowers the carbon footprint.
I wonder how long we can get away with it!
“… and then Marx said to Engels…”
No problem, Dmitri….one push of this remote
button and “Red Dawn” will pop up on that
screen…in HD!
“Let me tell you, this is so much better than my dates with Michelle.”
I kid you not, Dmitri….Dr. Zhivago really
IS the name of Michelle’s gynecologist!
Before you cut your next one, Dmitri, gimme
a heads-up and I’ll crack a window.
I have to admit your New York spy is hot!
You see, Dmitri, YOUR seat ejects. One push on
the remote in my hand and you’ll be sitting
on your ass in Lafayette Park.
Two peas in a pod
One of these men works diligently for the destruction of the US, believes secret police should be able to arrest any state enemies for no reason, is working to enslave millions in poverty, and has no greater desire than to rule like a modern day Julius Ceasar. The other is the President of Russia.
So, is there anything else you want me to teach you about the superiority of the communist system, Dmitry?
Dmitri – “I wish I could open my borders and get 20 million new voters to vote for me”
Obama – “some of us got it like that”
Obama – “Tell me the truth, do these pants make me look fat?”
Obama – “Driver, move the teleprompter to the right about 6 inches.”
I’m glad you enjoyed the burger, Dmitry, but just wait until breakfast tomorrow. I know this great place where they just let you eat yo’ damn waffles.
Dmitry, I am not to be trifled with. I can fly my jet low over New York City and terrify the populace. Do you think your fleet of bombers could do any better than that?
No kidding? Are you serious? In Soviet Russia, teleprompter reads you?