Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 28, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ demonstrated that the 2020 Democrat candidates have potential to match up to Hillary’s performances in the caption contest but still have some work ahead of them to get there. May I recommend on-camera petit mal seizures or wearing tents to up their game? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Joe didn’t like to wear his glasses on camera, but he was very glad to see Obama had come to support him.

2) (cathymv) – “Kamala Harris accused of grabbing a pussy

3) (fustian24) – “You’re like the creepy Uncle I never had.

4) (DJD60_TX) – ““All your funding is mine now, Plugs”

5) (Par4Course) – “Biden: “We might have room for you on the ticket. Are you still sleeping your way to the top?”

6) (Joe_Miller) – “He’s just about to say, “Once you’ve gone black…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “In a stunning twist, Kevin won Most Inappropriate this week when he posted the contest.” (Thanks everyone! Thanks, Kevin!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Scorpion) – “Kamala: And after this debate, I’ll have YOU put in chains.

(retired military) – “Biden “and I worked with Barack Obama. You, miss, are no Barack Obama”

Harris “Joe you would be surprised what some surgery and make up can do. Just ask Michelle”

Biden “Barack?….”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Kevin) –

(rodney dill) – ““No Joe, when I said you’re going down at the debates, that’s not what I meant.”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Brian Brandt) – “Miami Police Beat-
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton was apprehended at the Civic Auditorium on two successive nights trying to gain admittance to the candidate staging area, claiming to be running for president. Ms. Clinton failed a field sobriety test on both occasions. She was taken to the county lockup, and released the next morning to her aid, Huma Abedin. Ms. Abedin posted bail and promised the Night Court judge that there would be no repeat of the incidents. At least until Inauguration Day, when D.C. police would be on alert to prevent any further disruptions.

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “. . . and it appears to be a Velocigroper.

(Mary Gehman) – “Don’t you mean ‘Kamala-toe’???

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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