Larry King "Retiring" To Spend More Time With His Cheating, Suicidal Wife

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Apparently, Larry wants to catch more of the kids’ little league games because the coach was (and may still be) boinking his wife who tried to kill herself when she finally got sober enough to realize that she was sleeping with Larry King.

Clearly this announcement is totally unrelated to the fact that America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan was signed to a hefty contract a few weeks ago to replace King.

Anyway, farewell Larry…

Statement from Larry King – [CNN]
Why Was the Larry King Announcement Handled So Badly? – [The Wrap]

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