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we’re off to see the wizard!For a brain,courage and a heart.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about American People!
The Obama’s are off on another vacation, this time to visit their illegal alien Auntie Zeituni Onyango in her taxpayer subsidized home in Taxachussets. “It’s time to expose the children to a different culture” said The First Lady Michelle “Chewbacca” Obama.
Despite his conviction for treason, the compassion of America is demonstrated once again as Barack Obama and his family are allowed to head off to exile peacefully.
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of Republicans Howl
You can’t plant me in my Whitehouse
I’m going back to be more foul
“Mommy, why do we have to WALK all the way to Chicago?”
“Because your father forgot that banning drilling eventually means no fuel.”
“Mommy why is Daddy on the cover of the National Inquirer”
“Because he was trying to plug the hoe”
Just be cool and act casual Malia. One we get to Chicago, our friends there will take care of Sestak’s head, and we will get you a new bag…
President Obama is the second from the left, not the manly one in the middle.
When even Comrade Chris Matthews is going off the reservation(http://hotair.com/archives/2010/05/27/bad-news-chris-matthewss-tingle-finally-ends/)then it is time to get out of town for awhile.
Obama: “I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oil Spill, Economy, Terror Attack… No, that’s not it. Oh, I know… Honey, did you remember to turn off the lights?”
“Yes girls, we are going to spend Memorial Day in a blue state.”
Really, Michelle, it will be fine. Joe won’t even be allowed to speak. There’s no way he can screw up laying a wreath.
“Daddy, why arent you going to Arlington?”
Michelle “Because on vacations we try to get away from our constituents”
“You mean soldiers?”
Obama “No honey, dead people”
“Daddy, have you destroyed America yet?”
“We’re working on it, honey.”
Watch out Grandma, first you walk a few steps behind, then you get thrown under a bus!
1/20/13 – And don’t let the door hit you on the way out
“Hurry up, guys……we need to catch the
12:10 on the Underground Railway.”
“We ARE in the ‘blacks only’ line…and it’s
pissing me off!”
“Who’s got the picnic basket? I could sure
use a Royal Crown and a Moon Pie right
about now…..I’m sick of caviar and Dom
Perignon.”
“Daddy, is this REALLY the Yellow Brick Road?”
Surrounded by bush.
Everyone got your ID, in case we have to divert to Arizona for ice cream?
“The oil leak is a lot like the grades on my presidency… below C-level.”
“The oil leak is a lot like the grades on my presidency… well below C-level.”
“I don’t need to fix the leak, I need to fix the blame.”
“Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to fun we go……
where the hell are Doc and Sneezy?”
“We be goin to gits ah checks”..Oh..wait…that’s Obama! “We be goin to gits YO checks…”
“Daddy, have you fixed the hole yet?”
“No sweetie, we are still exploiting it”
“Daddy, why do we use oil?”
“To beat our opponents over the head”
Malia: “Daddy? Did you put the lid on the toothpaste before leaving?”
“OK, everyone, the cameras are behind us to the left. Let’s act like a family so that people don’t think that the only thing I give a damn about is myself. By the way, how do I look?”
Michelle – “When are they doing the press release about Clinton and Sestak?”
Obama – “As soon as we get on the plane”
“Daddy? Are those ‘fallen soldiers’ standing over there with the flag?”
“…and when yo daddy hit de Looziana beach,
we gonna make de biggest tar baby you done ever
seed. Dat’ll shut up Bobby J. and his cracker
homies.”
“Daddy, can Grandma have another pain pill? Her hip is bothering her and she can’t keep up”
“Not until tomorrow dear, she’s already used up todays ration”
The First Family boards Air Force The One.
The plug for the spewing oil well is in the
white-and-blue canvas tote. Aquaman has been
summoned, and will meet the President on
the tarmac.
Yep. While in Chicago, we’re going to Rev. Wright’s church for a ‘heapin’ helpin’ of hosility'”.
I know I’ll be pluggin’ a hole this weekend!
“No, Shasha, we aren’t going to watch “The Little Mermaid” again this week-end.”
“Michelle, tell your mother to pick up the pace. That airplane’s not going to load itself, you know.”
“Daddy, do we have to go to Oprah’s again? Her bbq’s are always so boring and why does Stedman always touch mommy like you do?”
It appeared to be a “Fiddler on the Roof” final scene re-enactment.
But the song was “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”.
LOL Dee about Stedman but it made me flash to the rumors of Oprah and immediately switched Oprah from Stedman!!
“Even MacGruber would’ve plugged the leak by now Daddy.”
“Did you plug the hole yet Daddy?”
“You know, your mother asks me that at least twice a week when we are in bed”
In light of the Sestak fiasco, the Obamas practice their Nixonesque farewell walk.
I see Wookies!!
I see a crack deal gone bad!