It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning evening, due to the holiday.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Mr. President the BP Oil Leak has not been plugged, people are concerned about North Korea, and worried about the economy, what are you going to do?”
“I’m going to Disney World.”
“You’ll see, girls, it will be great to get away from the hole, uhm, from the White House for a few days.”
“Mommy, did Daddy plug the hole”
“Yes he did sweetty, that is why he slept on the couch last night”
Barack: “Hurry up we’ve got to get on the plane for Chicago before…”(looks over shoulder) “oh, never mind…”
Obama, thinking: {Geez, if I’m not surrounded by reporters, then I’m surrounded by females. Crap, I’m living in a no-win world.}
“Are we going to save the world, end poverty, wipe out hunger, and clean the environment, Daddy?”
“Yes we are, as soon as I get past the sand trap on the 15th hole”
“Mommy, why are we going back to Chicago?”
“Well your dad needs a refresher course on how to handle things like the Sestak scandal”
Obama, thinking: {A damn press conference. A damn press conference. What a lousy way that was to start a holiday weekend.}
Dateline Jan 20, 2013.
The Obama family boards the plane for their ride back to their Chicago home and America breaths a collective sigh of relief.
Dreams of our future
“Why did President Carter seem so happy to see you Daddy?”
“He said that no matter how good or bad you are there is always someone who comes along that will take your place”
Obama, thinking: {The only thing missing from this motley crew is Joe Biden.}
“Why havent you fixed the hole yet daddy?”
“Because the press is still printing the line about it is Bush’s fault”
Obama: “We’re making a historic return to the historic home of the historic 44th President during a historic time in this nation’s history.”
“Michelle, did you remember to pack TOTUS?”
Daddy, did you plug the hole?
Yes, dear. It looks like the oil has stopped flowing.
Not that one stupid. The one in the economy!
“Plug a hole… Plug a ho… Comme ci comme ca… it was an honest mistake.”
“Remember where we’re parked”
“This oil leak has got me thinking, Michelle, I’d kinda like to try a junk shot tonight, if ya know what I mean.”
“Hmmmm… I was thinking more of a top kill myself.”
Now that BP has figured out how to stop that one disaster from hemorrhaging cash, any chance they could start working on this one?
“does my butt look big in this?”
“No Michelle, for the last time, the damn hole doesn’t make your butt look fat.”
And Rodney wins the award for: “Figuring Out How To Put ‘Top Kill” Into A Caption Without Attracting The Attention Of The Secret Service”.
“We’re not getting out of town fast enough. Rahm just told me that the Massachusetts State Senate passed a far-reaching crackdown on illegal aliens. Remind me to have the EPA check Boston’s water.”
“What did the BP execs tell you Barry?”
“Not much… just kept muttering something about needing a bigger boat.”
Due to lack of maintenance on the Constitution, our economic blow-out preventers failed, allowing this guy to start leaking toxic leftist policies that are completely fouling up the whole country.
Where’s the relief well for that?
What’s Memorial Day Daddy?
I don’t know. Something about honor and stuff.
Michelle “I love it when you give the “I am in charge of every aspect” speech”.”
Obama – “Yeah I do it so well”
Michelle – “Where are we going next?”
Obama – “No clue”
“Did you forget to pack the teleprompter?”
The day the oceans receded and were replaced with oil.
“Before we leave, we should have prayer and ask Allah for another disaster that we can exploit for political purposes.”
Dress Rehearsal for January 20th 2013!
Kids, there’s a huge mess in Air Force One’s bathroom that I, uh, inherited from the previous administration.
Practice for 2013
Daddy, shouldn’t you be at Arlington?
No dear. Dead men don’t vote.
Except maybe in Chicago…
“Na na na na,na na na na hey hey hey…”
Sasha: “Daddy, are we gonna get to go to a baseball game on vacation?”
Barack: “Yes, dear. We’re going to go to Cominskey Field to see the Chicano White Sox play.”
“When was the last time Blowout Preventer was a hot political topic?”
“When Hillary found out about Monica.”
The last refugees run across the tarmac to escape DC.
Obama: “Whadya say we fly over Manhattan before heading to Chicago?”
Barack coaches his family on how to their backs on their country. “C’mon kids! After this, we have dictator bowing practice!”
“Isn’t it ironic. I am the biggest terrorist in the United States and I get to get on Air Force One with out being searched.”
Come and listen to a story about a man named Barack
A community organizer, trying to take his country back,
Then one day he was shootin at some hoops,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, not Tea no TEA.
Well the first thing you know Obama’s got a scare,
Kinfolk said “Barack get away from there”
Said “Chicago is the place you need to go by”
So they loaded up AirForce One and got High
Highland Park, that is. No polls, movie stars.
When its time to say goodbye to Barack and all his kin.
We’d like to thank those folks fer kindly droppin in.
But they won’t be invited back to a certain locality
To have a heapin helpin of our hospitality
D.C. that is. So Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Don’t come back now, y’hear?.
Malia: “Daddy? Will you read Das Kapital to us again on the way to Chicago?”
“Listen girls, you are gonna love the Lousiana shoreline…they even have black sand beaches now…just like Hawaii…”
Hurry kids we are off to Camelot – the home of Me.
Slow down, Dad! Why are you walking so fast?
Oh, you know me. I’m always in a hurry to leave America.
#41 Correction:
Barack coaches his family on how to TURN their backs on their country. “C’mon kids! After this, we have dictator bowing practice!”
Through the curtains in Air Force One – Obama and family step into Narnia where he will rule for life.
Barack Obama demonstrates that “Top Kill” works just as well on the economy.