Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another hole in one. How about that Master’s finish? Loved the Fark headline, “After enduring months of off-the-course troubles involving his wife, former Masters champion wins another green jacket. Um…no, not that one.” Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Tiger Woods checks his cell phone during a practice round at the Masters golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. , Tuesday, April 6, 2010.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Jeff) – “Crouching Tiger, putter draggin

2) (Jeff Medcalf) – “Wil b playin ur holes l8r lolol

3) (Peter F.) – “867-5309? Who the hell is that?

4) (Rachel Edith) – “Tiger and Toyota. You trusted us before. Just do it again. (Endorsed by Earl.)

5) (DJ Drummond) – “Elin honey, please don’t leave me, it would KILL my endorse- er, it would be bad for the kids!

6) (Rodney Dill) – “Damn GPS keeps sayin’ I’m in some river, in Egypt?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(geo) – “Miss you too baby…btw who is this?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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