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BO: “Check this cracker–mine’s not only longer, it’s thicker.”
Fake man with a fake smile and a fake sword attacks a real man with a real sword who can’t fight back. Chicago politics in a nuts shell. mpw
“Curses, foiled again!”
“Jedi I am, gutted you are.”
“Man, I WISH you were as imaginary as the Jedi…”
“Turn around, Sir.” Darth Obama Commanded. “I’ll show you esactly what I did to the Poles and the Czechs.”
Sure, he said “En Garde!” but what I heard was “En Garde, Boy!” – Maureen Dowd
Tom: “…it’s OK, its just a little prick.”
Michelle: “From your mouth to God’s ear.”
Barry unveils His new and improved defense shield for Europe.
Obi Wan Kedopey.
This is how Mace Windu deals with mother #$%^ing white people at the mother #$%^ing White House.
I can’t do any better than Jim Treacher’s take.
Tom: “Hey… you got six fingers on that hand.”
Hey this is way better than having a beer!
Jimmy Carter: “Now WHACK ‘im with an oar!!!!”
The Obama Admin. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
He’s got a USA emblem on his pants. This f***ing patriot has to die!! He is obviously not on our side!
Obama demonstrates how appendectomies will be performed under Obamacare.
Obama demonstrates America’s revised missle defense plan to Europe.
“Give the President a break, children, he’s havin’ fun stormin’ the castle…”
Oh – a new video for Fat Boy Slims Weapon of Choice
see ya
cathy 🙂
“Hello! My name is Ingio Montoya. Prepare to go bankrupt!”
Touche! Your Willy looks bigger than mine in those tight pants.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Youah keel my father. Prepare to die.
“….and I’ll tell him, ‘you’ll end your pursuit of nuclear weapons, Mr. Ahmadinejad, or else I shall taunt you with my plastic light saber a second time!'”
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
Tired of stabbing people in the US in the back Obama now practises his below the belt manuevers. As with his budget decisions the aim was low and result way too high.
“Don’t be too proud of this country you have created, the power of your democracy is nothing compared to the power of me!”
“you know Star Wars was racist, Darth Vader was just a white dude in black face”.
It’s “Shishkebab/Chicago style-Night” at the
White House. A hungry First Family looks on.
“We prefer white meat….less calories” opines
the First Lady.
Laughable, like his presidency, but the white guy is the butt of their joke.
Float like a butter fly, plies like a… wait plies ?!
“KILL WHITEY!”
– Tommy Boy
The Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, has raised concern that some of the heated political rhetoric against Barack Obama’s policies may incite emotionally unstable people to commit acts of violence.
Is nobody going to say it? Alrighty, then:
DON’T TASE ME BRO!
Kinda looks like the white dude is taking a wiz on the grass, with a short sword.
Olympic Swordsman: “No, its cheating if you attack me before we say go!”
Obama: “We do not tolerate racist statements like ‘You’re cheating’ here!!!”
See Michelle,once I implement this new weapons system in Afghanistan the Army won’t accidentally harm any more freedom fighters.
Oh Barack, you’re so smart.
The only way Obama can win is if his opponents don’t fight.
Shazaaam! Another ‘white boy’ bites the dust? I love this White House gig!
Gayest. President. Ever.
Die Poland!
My name’s Roland sir.
‘Dark Vader, Crimelord extraordinaire.’
Skewering the public, but one more time.
Hmmm….gives new meaning to the expression “Let me whip this out.”
“Float like a socialist, sting like a flea. You yearn for Your freedoms, instead You have Me.”
If you don’t bend over,I’ll stick it here.
“Oh my God. He killed Tom Brady!”
Obama at the ceremony where he was made an honorary member of the Film Actors Guild.
Your POLISH aren’t you? Take that!
Obama displays “new missile defense system” for visiting Czech students.