It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this weekend’s contest as well as last weekend’s will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“President Barack Obama reenacts the part of ‘ringer in a fencing match’ in his effort to reproduce each one of the Fonz’s greatest feats before ‘jumping the shark.'”
Barry shouts! “STICK A PORK IN IT”, as He has indeed done to the soft white underbelly of the American electorate.
Indonesia WINS!
Kenya CHEERS!
White Guy: “What the . . . ?
I’m using a real weapon made out of steel.
He’s using a toy made out of plastic.
And he’s the Commander-in-Chief of our military?”
My name is Inegro Mon-Toy-Ears. Your crummy healthcare system killed my grandmother. Prepare to die!
This is fun for a change… usually I screw people from behind.
Obama: “I’m pretty good with the sword, but I much prefer the hammer and sickle”.
The Mask of Zero; a villain who masquarades as a community organizer.
All your base are belong to us.
What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style ?
That’s no moon; that’s a Debt Star
Seriously; between the economy, foreign policy and Biden’s mouth; doesn’t he have anything bettern to do than play Luke Skywalker with a bigger ego and less common sence.
“What the heck is Michelle wearing in that picture ?
Blue, lime green brown, white and black with a belt around her rib cage. This woman has style”
RACIST!
I thought Ghoring was dead?
Reperations or die!
The president with his toy sword faces an Olympic champion with a real saber and just like his idea’s about where the country should go finds that public opinion has a harsh sting.
When my all my plans are in place, and the economy and society breaks down, skills like swordsmanship will be important for surival…
The teleprompter is mightier than the sword.
Donkey Hokey
Donkey Honkey!
(Gotcha, Dill)
Sensing a great disturbance in the Force, Obambi-won-kenobi uses the Dark Side to rid the galaxy of one more cracker.
Tom: “Hey… It’s the Scarlet Pumpernickel.”
Barry: “Isn’t Pumpernickel a dark bread?”
Michelle: “RACIST!!!”
Nice, but Donkey Hokey sounds closer to Don Quixote
I had no idea that that’s what Jar Jar looked like without any CGI. Someone tell Lucas to stop messing with the movies. Next thing you know this photo will be retouched to show that the Olympic fencer swung first.
Is no one going to tell Zero that he’s holding Michelle’s vibrator?
Michelle’s vibrator gives new meaning to the term “blue steel”.
FirstFashionVictim Michelle Obama shows off her new line of color-coordinated vibrators, starting with LiberalBlueSteel. Brought to you by the famous purveyors of nubile young girls and presidential candidates, these and other fine ScrewFreedom items are available at ACORN store fronts nationwide.
(Snicker-Snack)
“How’dyougetthebeansabovethefranksboy.”
That’s not a lightsaber, this is a lightsaber
I am Mace Windu, now pass my m****f****ing health insurance reform.
These are not the leaders we were looking for…
Obami “The One” Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.