Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was spring break bonanza. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Hundreds of US students enjoying their spring break, have fun in the swimming pool of a hotel in Acapulco, Mexico (AFP/File/Claudio Vargas)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Son of a Pig and a Monkey) – “Miss Universe pictured torturing the “detainees” at Gitmo.

2) (Jay Tea) – “Now THAT’S what I call a stimulus to my package!

3) (iwogisdead) – “Having had trouble with more traditional methods of choosing a cabinet, the Obama administration has announced it will appoint the winner of this “Nicest Titties” Contest as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.

4) (kbiel) – “Here, some of you men need this bikini top more than I do.

5) (Pretzel Logic) – “Ashley Biden thanks everyone for a terrific afternoon.

6) (Rodney Dill) – “Wizbanger… I don’t even know her.

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie between the top two entries. In it’s place I offer the best of the Michelle Obama as the girl captions:

(retired military) – “The British protocol office should have specified that when they said ‘you have to remove your top before going to see the Queen’ that they were referring to her hat.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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