Last Week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a smash hit. What with all the work on The Weblog Awards, traveling, and the election things just got in the way of announcing winners. The assignment this weekend was to caption the following picture:

Democratic vice presidential candidate, Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del. greets supporters after a campaign rally at Muhlenburg College in Allentown, Pa. Thursday, Oct. 30, 2008. (AP Photo/Rich Schultz)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Spike) – “Read my lips. More new taxes!

2) (LaMedusa) – “Okay guys, my Depends are working overtime, so which way to the little boy’s room?

3) (Pretzel Logic) – Woman over right shoulder: “No, don’t pull his finger!

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “How did he do such fantastic gaffes with such little feet?

5) (Maggie Mama) – “Fox News just captured a photo of the female ventriloquist who is actually speaking for Biden in an attempt to keep him gaffe-free until Election Day.

6) () – “I said, ‘I have to get my mouth open a little more to get the other foot in!’ Biden screamed at a deaf supporter. ‘Oh..God love ya man, I didn’t see the hearing aid.’

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Dos) – “Whoa. Whoa, WHOA!!! Who wrote these questions? SECURITY!! Get the name and affiliation of all these reporters…

Winners for the current edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will follow shortly.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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