Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ continued our annual tradition of having an Oktoberfest caption contest. The wrinkle this year was less cleavage and more fuzziness. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Bavarian women smile from a horse drawn carriage during the Oktoberfest parade in Munich September 20, 2008. Millions of beer drinkers from around the world come to the Bavarian capital Munich for the world's bigest and most famous beer festival, the Oktoberfest. The 175th Oktoberfest lasts until October 5.Picture taken with a tilt lens. REUTERS/Pawel Kopczynski (GERMANY)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Spike) – “Mirage a trois.

2) (Brian The Adequate) – “Interesting, fourteen beers ago there was one of them that weighed 300 pounds.

3) (sarahconnor2) – “Beer goggles at work.

4) (guido) – Achmed thought, “Well, there’s only 3, not 72, and I have serious doubts about their virginity, but hey, who am I to argue with Allah? God be praised.

5) (DJ Drummond) – “The delight in Joe Biden’s eyes was replaced by horror, as his vision improved enough to notice the women were all wearing Palin buttons.

6) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Dude, first of all, that’s a Facts of Life reunion. Second, they don’t want to see your hinterland. Just give me your keys.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Spike’s winning entry. In its place I offer one more worth caption:

(OregonMuse) – “Google’s new ‘Clinton Cam’ was a huge success.

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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