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Michelle: “My Senor Wences is better ‘n yours.”
Barrack: “No way pooky…mine’s better…”
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Damn! We both throw “rock” again!
Commie twin powers activate
Whenever I see Michelle all I expect to hear out of her mouth is “I like shrimp! Shrimp cocktail, shrimp gumbo, fried shrimp, shrimp scampi, boiled shrimp, bar b que shrimp…all kinds of shrimp”
Then came the forearm touch, the jumping chest-bump and the obligatory smack on the ass. Yes, it was official, ethnicity had entered the race.
So Wright?
So Wright!
(AP) Attractive mixed-race couple demonstrates the proper way to play “Barack, Paper, Scissors.”
“Winner gets to call Hillary and go ‘nyah, nyah!'”
Put some meat on that chicken wing sweety!
Barack thought bubble:
“Don’t watch the hand…make eye contact…don’t watch the hand…can’t show fear….”
Obama is taking the fall campaign just as seriously as he did his Senate responsibilities, as this photo from an intense sparring session shows
“Give our regard’s to Resco.”
(with all due respect to “Firefly”, Joss Wheedon and Wash)
Barack thought bubble: “I just wish I weren’t in love, MADLY in love, with a woman who can kill me with her pinky.”
Teleprompter says turn to Michele,high five then wave.
Once You half black, You never go back..
Okay, first one to say something good about America has to cook dinner.
You’re on, chump
Honey, Louis was right..
High yellow can’t fist bump
They are so screwed now!
The Anointed One demonstrates he’s familiar with the customs of his subjects.
Snap …
Word …
We are so Green …
No, Super Green …
Yo Daddy! You were right, people are stupid!
Awright now…Let’s go get whitey.
Shake and Bake!
Cheers! Here’s to the invisible cool-aid everyone seems to be drinking.
“So who should be VP?”
“Kobe’s open.”
Wishbone!
“Babe, if I had balls, they’d be bigger than yours.”
White fools! Wright tools! Obama rules will be happenin in the White House!
Barack – “Honey, you gonna wear that intern outfit I bought for you?”
Michelle – “You bet your sweet ass I will!”
Barack – “ALLLLRIGHT!!!!! Gigadee, Gigadee, GIG-A-DEE!”
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
As they claim victory over their brawl with the Clinton’s in the back alley behind the Blue Oyster Bar, U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) reiterates to his wife rule # 1. “The first rule about fight club is you don’t talk about fight club.”
“Here’s your invisible “whitey” tape…”
“Whodat Macchiavelli NOW?”
Michelle: “Just so whomever you pick as VP understands, the Presidency is mine in 2017.”
In other news, Barack Obama today denied reports that he abused his wife, saying, “She hit me first.”
Obama text message sent to Hillary after the rally:
Michelle to Barack:
Ok… easy… just how we practiced it…
Double yuck.
You takin’ a swing a me biatch!! I’ll knock that weave right off your head, fer shizzle….
Yeah! The Sheep are buying it!
We have slain the Hillary Beast!
Cowabunga!
“No, my dick is really THIS big…”
To Senator Obama, Dana417, and the rest of the True Color Democrats. I am a loyal but really mad Democrat who has 7 voting family members. We campaigned energetically for Senator Clinton, but now we want to do the same for Senator Obama, but calling us “You angry Dems who vote McCain are Morons” does not heal but promote Senator Obama’s true colors of racism and division. My wife and I went down to our local Pierce County party headquarters two days ago and offered to help in anyway we could. WE WERE TURNED AWAY AND TOLD THAT THEY DIDN’T NEED ANY FORMER CLINTON HELP AND THEY TOOK OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. I WATCHED THE LADY THROW OUR NUMBER IN THE TRASH! I experienced it because I was there! Is that the kind of healing that you Obama elitists want?
You step out on me like the last Dem. president did and you’ll WISH you only had Hillary to worry about!
Michelle: This time, Barry, I won’t hit you so hard that you fall over, OK?
This is what we got for America: Beat Down!
Honky thumping!
If the church dont fit, these racist’s You must aquit.