It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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Michelle – You go blackie!!!
Wright on!
Obama – You go girl.
“Wonder Twin powers, activate!”.
Wonder Twin powers–activate!
Form of . . . a proud for the first time American!
Shape of . . . uh, ya know, Change that we, uh, can believe in!
“One more election and we’re president for life!”
We got whitey! We got whitey! ww
I have a dream…
Michelle has been using Voodoo to completely control Barack for three years now.
Michelle: “You offered Hillary that job, right?”
Obama: “Yup”
Michelle: “So when she’s gettin’ back with my latte?”
If that “Whitey” tape comes out, I’m gonna bump more than just your fist, Michelle!
This oddly sexless gesture is brought to you by Al and Tipper Gore, who overdid it slightly when he got the nomination!
Afraid that they will have to define their political positions to the general electorate, the Obama’s have decided to seek the power of “shazam” to carry them to the presidency. So far the weak minded have bowed to their power.
Allahu akhbar!
Stupid is as Stupid does. Sorry Forrest.
… three potato four, we got the nod and Hill’ry’s out the door.
If that tape surfaces it’s gonna be, “Bang, zoom, right to the moon!”.
See Honey, you really can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time!
Who da Man?
YOU da MAN!
In a fair fight, I think Michelle takes him…
Are you wearing your secret decoder ring?
Yup, got right here.
Ok, well what does Marxist mean ?
Oh Michelle, just imagine the tingle the media will get up their legs when they see this.
And as First Lady, Michelle is expected to focus on childhood illiteracy and extracting reparations from white oppressors.
Obama was later seen dry humping the one most responsible for getting him where he is today – his teleprompter.
Obama and Michael Jackson play “Rock, Paper,Scissors” before Obama’s speech at Neverland
I got your “running mate” right here baby.
The bag of nothin’ meets the little ball of hate.
“White” House, my ass!
“one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war”
McCain: “I think we’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
Barack thought bubble: “I hope nobody notices that Michelle’s biceps are bigger than mine.”
Don’t judge me on the color of my skin, but on the dexterity of my digits!
Bring the chicken home to roost baby!
Hey, I had to get my hand stamped, did you have to get your hand stamped? I saw a white guy who didn’t have a stamp on his hand and they even let a Mexican walk right past me without getting his hand stamped.
DKK
Double dare. Pinkie swear. Hate whitey forever.
“Hit the rock.”
“No! Not THAT rock. THIS rock!”
Rock, paper, scissors over taking out the trash.
Um, Barry, dear, it only looks cool when your wrist isn’t so limp…
Remember sweetie, keep the fist below the shoulders until November 5th. The Black Power salute might adversely affect the whitey vote.
Michelle whispers: “I’m telling you fist-bump and tush-touch is way cooler than the stupid Gore-Tipper kiss from hell.”
Ah, this is not the fist bump that I’ve known all these years…..
ROCK – ROCK…quick, for the sake of freedom and liberty, somebody get some PAPER, real fast!
One of these days, Michelle…
straight to the moon.
We smashed that cracker just like this…
Michelle: “…but if you try a chest bump with Oprah this fist is goin’ where the sun don’t ever shine.”
Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to rename the White House.
Michelle: “Don’t yooo eyeball me boy!!”
Pound it out. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle Tickle.
Black Panther secret handshake
In another Fauxtography moment, Reuters cut out John McCain holding up the sign for Paper.