Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another touchdown. You really can’t go wrong with Hillary, but I’m mindful not to kill the cankled goose that lays a golden egg, so she will be used sparingly… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., holds up her Pittsburgh Steelers jersey with Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato as she makes a campaign stop at the Allegheny County Jefferson Jackson Dinner at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Thursday, April 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “You know, it isn’t the first Steelers jersey I’ve gotten. Once, when I was just a girl, I shared my Coke with Mean Joe Greene…

2) (fustian) – “I’ve been a Washington “Stealer” for years now.

3) (rodney dill) – “…because ‘HE HATE ME’ had already been used.

4) (guido) – “From the Immaculate Reception to the Inaccurate Deception.

5) (Chris G) – “Hillary: Number one in Pittsburgh. Number two throughout the rest of the state.

6) (Brian Wohlgemuth) – “Looks great at the beginning, then fades at the end. Yup, I’m a Pittsburgh Steelers fan!

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Baron Von Ottomatic winning entry, so in its place I offer one other hidden gem, which really only makes sense if you know the whole story of Ron Mexico:

(rodney dill) – “…and we saved a RON MEXICO jersey for Bill.

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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