Rock Bottom

The headline and first paragraph of the story tell it all.

Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) — Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

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