Ironic Headlines of the Day

Chuck Norris says McCain too old for presidency — Associated Press

Hell, isn’t 70 the new 50?

Moreover attacking a candidate as being too old to govern in advance of a crucial election in — hello — Florida is sort of like bashing the auto industry while campaigning in Michigan, isn’t it?

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Rising health care costs put focus on illegal immigrants — USA Today

Will conservatives blame Ronald Reagan and that 1986 amnesty law? Or will they somehow figure out a way to blame George W. Bush?

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Why Have Abortion Rates Fallen? — Time

Good question, huh?

Of course the real question is why does that issue need to be federalized? What’s wrong with letting individual states and individual voters or elected representatives determine whether or not to regulate abortions?

What say you, Patricia Ireland?

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Clinton, Obama Trade Blows in South Carolina — NPR

If Monica saw that headline she’d blush.

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Russia bombers to test-fire missiles in Atlantic — Reuters

Nothing about which to worry? Or are we heading back to the halcyon days of “The Hunt for Red October” and “Red Dawn?”

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