It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. This weekends festivities are over, but never fear, a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.
Bush 41 to his sons: “Now cut that out!”
They tried to put it in the trunk but it was full of Doritos.
“Honey, I picked up our Christmas tree while on duty today. And it’ll be a lot more fun burning it after the holiday.”
Breaking: Two state troopers under investigation for harassment after arrest of Mexican drug smuggler.
More Hillary plants discovered.
Needing additional funds, the Department decided on a parking lot sale to get rid of stuff that just was cluttering the office…
In other news today State Police were caught bagging pot. When approached upon the accusation the accused officers retorted, “Well, that was a pot shot. Haven’t you ever heard of lawn clippings man.”
Broken Lizard prepares to film Super Troopers 2 by stocking up co-star Willie Nelson’s trailer.
It’s for personal use.
Those cops need to get out of the lawn care business and get back to catching crooks.
Scientific study shows that an ordinary adult must smoke this much marijuana in a 24-hour period to equal the number of dead brain cells in the average Democrat voter.
Trooper grew suspicious when the suspect referred to them as “the fuzz.”
Leaders of the State Police Union prepare for their trip to next year’s Democrat Convention.
Taking pot shots at the FHP became much easier after they decorated their cars with some of the local greenery.
Make the above plural please – “Troopers”
Cops hit jackpot in Wizbang Blue raid.
We knew something was up when we saw the Ron Paul bumper sticker…
The props for the new Cheech and Chong movie “Up In Smoke 2”
Son to father at arrest scene: “It’s just a little pot!”
“That’s a lot of pot,” he remarked doobiously.
Police Academy applications tripled after the new medical benefits package was announced
Jamaica
Let’s get together and feel alright
The Florida Highway Patrol police department’s misinterpretation of what it means to “go green” has thus far had disastrous results. In other news, Frito Lay stock jumped 12% in two days.
Hmmm. Bob Dylan was right.
Florida Police unveil their new ‘green’ car.
Willie Nelson will be giving a surprise performance this weekend….
Oddly enough, the emissions test involves hippies running behind the car.
With the new police cars on the road, the average speed of the Florida driver went from 65mph to 15mph.
Another weekend at Snoop Dawg’s, next time on “Cribs.”
so THAT’s why they’re called “smokies”….
“Guess who has incinerator duty this week” said a smiling FSP Trooper Mike Pugh as he returned from a trip to the local 7-Eleven with a bag full of chips, Cheez-Whiz and pickles. “Got to have the pickles,” he said with a wink.
“Cheech and Chong were arrested again this morning over what their spokesman describe as “a minute amount of marijuana””
Al Gore III attempts to follow in his fathers footsteps by advocating a “Greener” lifestyle.
The massive haul of pot by the cops has Clintons all in a dither. Now where can Bill get his daily did not inhale fix?
“Sarg, the damn taser misfired, sorry.”
“If you give it back I can rid the station of those treehugging protesters camped out front.”
Wizbang’s Self Answering Caption Contest:
The very next headline has it:
“Whoops, There Goes Another Democratic Plant”
Admiral Ackbar says: “It’s a trap!“
A funny thing happened on the way to the Kos Konvention.
I dont know about the rest of you,but this picture is making me hungry.
Damn!! wish I would have ran across them? thought they were bag’s of trash for the adopt a highway thingy?
Sean Penn must have lost these when He passed thru on the way back from uncle Fidel’s place.
Worst. Undercover. Sting. Ever.
“Wow. Time flies. Is it already re-election time for Mayor Barry?”
That one trunkfull is worth more than the entire opening weeks take from Redacted.
Looking for younger Trooper candidates, a new image is revealed for the “Highway” Patrol.
California Highway Patrol try out their new urban camouflage kit.
All we did was spill a little Miracle Grow in the back seat, Sarge.
It’s the latest Christmas gift craze sweeping the nation, the Chia Car.
Note the license plate, ‘0763’…
House Bill 763 (HB 763) of the Florida House of Representatives: “Mandatory Employee Paid Sick Leave” [General Bill by Bendross-Mindingall (Co-Sponsors) Bucher; Taylor]
Creates “Florida Paid Sick Leave Act”; requires minimum level of sick leave accrual; provides accrual determination methodology; delineates guaranteed sick leave uses & reasonable determination of such leave; requires employer to provide notice of sick leave accrual & guaranteed use & employee rights to employees; provides methods for such notice; requires that AWI provide posters to aid employer; prohibits retaliatory personnel action or discrimination related to provisions of act; provides for civil penalties & other relief; provides for action by AG; provides for tolling of civil action; provides for class action suits; requires confidentiality & nondisclosure; encourages more generous leave policies; provides severability.
… Coincidence? I think not.
“And this just in. Willie Nelson was arrested today for trying to steal a State Police car. Details are still forthcoming.”