This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates a festival of debauchery and evil on par with the Democratic Convention.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Joe_Miller) – “Musk scraps Mars plans after lander sends back this picture.”
AND
(Tom Morrow) – “It’s 106 miles to Reno, I’ve got a full bladder, 3 ribbed condoms, it’s light out, and I’m wearing a tutu, work boots, a cowboy hat, a mask, but no sunglasses. Hit it.”
2) (Rodney Graves) – “So many mixed messages…”
3) (Codebanger) – “Oh joy, another Democratic contender is stepping up.”
AND
(patriciamcc) – “May we introduce the candidate running for the Senate from California? He/she will bring a new respect for the androgynous, representation for the genderless among us. He/she will also be mounting his/her line of high fashion, soon to be available at Neiman-Marcus and other high-end couture shops. Everyone wants to be him/her.”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “Boy! This production of “The Nutcracker Ballet” where they replaced the snowflakes with a sandstorm… is the pits!”
5) (cathymv) – “Walk across the hot sand
My tutu blows in the wind
Combat boots for the win…”
6) (ulley) – “Looks like the Sugar Plum Fairy took the wrong turning.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Mad Max: Beyond Thunder-Thighs””
Exceedingly Less Rare Too Soon Award:
(Retired military) – “I would say Gloria Steinman walks off to the next Dolly Parton Concert but I dont think they wound up in the same place.”
Best Dems Gone Wild:
(Brian Brandt) – “Ten years ago I would have been confused and alarmed by this.”
Best Banter Weight:
(EricSteel) – “More for me then.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(RockThisTown) – “Man, it’s rough being the poor Lindsay Clancy holdout juror.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(rodney dill) – “I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man thrown out by Sydney Sweeney
From a Plane at 20,000 feet or more.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
