Louisiana Senator David Vitter has made a career out of being a strait-laced, no-nonsense family man. Back in 2000, his wife was asked to comment on Bob Livingston, the former Speaker who resigned after his marital infidelity was revealed. Mrs. Vitter’s comment was remarkably clear and to the point:
“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” she said. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”
Senator Vitter has been outed as a customer of the infamous DC Madam.
Would it be against the law to send steak knives to Mrs. Vitter, c/o the senator’s office?
