It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last weeks winners.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Hey, forget about Bonds! Are they testing you umps for ‘roids? They should; that ‘thing’ is as shriveled as Joan River’s ass and is wilting like a rose in the
Texas sun.”
“Freeze Frame”
Tavares points out to the umpire why they got swept in last year’s World Series…they don’t have balls.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.