Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Natalie Oliveros poses in her apartment in New York March 21, 2006. Oliveros, who is also known as adult video actress Savanna Samson, has produced the wine Sogno Uno which received a 91 (outstanding) rating from wine expert Robert Parker. REUTERS/Keith Bedford

Winners will be announced Sunday – guaranteed!

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Defending the New York Times
Good riddance to bad rubbish