I’ve written before about New England’s own Bad Santa, Richard J. Mullen. First he was arrested for wandering into a Salem, New Hampshire mall in his Santa suit and repeatedly dropping trou. Then he was arrested at Boston Children’s Hospital (where he used to volunteer, but was banned from after the pants incident) while carrying a balloon and a pack of condoms. He also was convicted of loitering in a high school bathroom, and is on parole for that.
Well, he pleaded guilty to the trespassing charge at the hospital, and the judge threw the book at this pervert.
Oh, who am I kidding? He got 30 days — with credit for time served. He could be free in two weeks.
Luckily, he’s still facing New Hampshire charges, and we take a slightly dimmer view of such things.