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Contrasting views of national defense and the War on Terror: Republican vs. Democrat
Saddam’s attempts to rename Iraq are grimly observed in the disarray among the pirated remains.
Saddam’s attempts to rename Iraq are grimly observed among the pirated disarray.
(Sorry…I don’t know what’s up with Wizbang…I posted once, error page, returned, content had disappeared. I returned, nothing. So I tried to recreate, it posted fine, and now two…argh.)
Introducing the next generation in reality-based gaming:
PLAYSTATION IRAQ
Details of Sony’s plans for realistic first person shooter games for the new Playstation were mistakenly released to the public on Friday.
“Damn! I thought HALO was just a video game!”
I had smae problem S:
If I had only used God mode before I booted up…
[many options possible after the ellipse]
“They can take our lives, but they can never take our Plaaaaaystaaaation!”
Speaking on the Senate floor to a nearly empty chamber, Sen. Dick Durbin (?-Ill.) uses a photograph of an American occupier’s use of “nazi like tactics” inside Iraq’s capitol city. Said the Senator: “They pass out air conditioners, build schools, rebuild power transfer stations, bring clean water and food AND the only thing they can do is provide first generation Playstations to Iraq kids? If you wouldn’t have seen this photo for yourself and identify it as an American soldier you would have thought this was the ghettos of 1930’s Germany. It is high time we provide PSP’s for all of Iraq.”
after 9/11:
conservatives prepared for war! but,
“liberals wanted playstation”?
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.
USA: We got Game.
“Live in our world. Die in yours”
Thought bubble for soldier: I ask for more up-armored Humvees and those mo-rons in Congress send me Playstations?!
Off camera Capt. Miller: That’s not a proper gripe. We should be saying. Thank you to Congress for sending such useful equipment to improve our off-duty lives. It may even serve a useful purpose in handing out toys to kids who now have electric power for the first time in their lives courtesy of good old US knowhow.
Off duty Carpazo: Yeah, see. That’s why I love Capt. Miller.
In a bizarre marketing move, Sony pulled all US marketing in order to start a new campaign in Iraq.
Due to predicted Christmas sales of Play Stations in Iraq, the Dick Cheney’s reassigned the army to protect big business…
Sony responded, “This is great, people finally once again want our fine product. We can unload this overstock on a new group of unsuspecting suckers, I mean fine consumers. We thought about starting them off with PS2, but than how would we get rid of this Madden NFL 1999 crap?”
Today, Coalition forces found Saddam Hussein’s nuclear weapons research facility.
Pentagon officials have announced they will convert the facility into a counterinsurgency training camp for Iraqi security forces in what they are calling “Operation Vice City.”
US Playstation Online owners now know who’s playing the other side in “Conflict:Desert Storm”.
Kinda gives “All your base belong to us” a new meaning, doesn’t it Saddam.
You’ve been pwned!
One controller. One button. Always gets the high score.
The Japanese contribution to Operation Enduring Freedom.
“The Baghdad 500 sponsored by…”
Michael Luttig enteries Senate for confirnation hearing determined to get a fair hearing and an up and down vote!
Somebody set up us the bomb.
well dammit, just read the previous comments, somebody already referenced “all your base…”
Hey in there, Can Senator Durbin come out and play for a bit?
The heat rose from the Berkeley concrete as SGT Anderson patrolled the restless enemy streets…
Shhhh! Be vary, vary quiet. I’m hunting Xboxes!
This game is rated M-16.
This time, it’s for real.
Play “Baghdad”, the ultimate first-shooter game.
THE HOT NEW GAME FOR PLAYSTATION: GRAND THEFT AUTO: KABUL
“It’s all inside…”
…Come out,come out wherever you are!…
Come out,come out wherever you are…!
Come out,come out wherever you are…!
(aside)…all I want to do is blow your ass into next week!!!
Being Bill Gates means going just a little beyond economic warfare to nail those nasty competitors.
…NEW,from PS2,”The Ted Kennedy Show”. This clip shows guest jerk,Tom Cruise patrolling his backyard searching for a personality. He doesn’t find one,of course,but you’ll laugh till it hurts as he eats crow. Each week,you’ll thrill to the antics of Ted,The whacky Iraqi,and all those loveable extremists in stitches(real stitches). Sure it’s non-stop humor,but remember it’s only a game…
The Army recruitment coup attracted more high school dropouts than ever before.
‘Be all that you ever will be … a lazy slob with your PlayStation. And get paid for it.’
No war for AOL
or
Marine Lance Cpl. prepares to kick in door of suspected virtual terrorist hideout.
or
The Marines were ultimately disappointed in the tip from 11 year-old Hassan who had told them where they could find “lots of bad dudes to waste.”
Sgt. Jones laments the lack of “Respawn” points in Iraq.
“The last damned unit found all of the powerups!”
Senate Republicans exercise the so-called “nuclear” option.
Rejected hippie slogan:
“Make Pacman, not war.”
Sgt Jake Armstrong stumbles upon the high tech terrorists training facility…
He had seen much violence in his days and he was older an wiser than many of the other combatants. He had cut his teeth back in the days of lesser technology and he was wary of many of the tricks of the trade. Because of his skills, here he was here in yet another new arena, in a new reincarnation. He still had one single regret though, as much as the programmer’s had tried to correct the problem, when Pacman walked you could still hear that audible — BOOPboopBOOPboopBOOPboop
He had seen much violence in his days and he was older an wiser than many of the other combatants. He had cut his teeth back in the days of lesser technology and he was wary of many of the tricks of the trade. Because of his skills, here he was in yet another new arena, in a new reincarnation. He still had one single regret though, as much as the programmer’s had tried to correct the problem, when Pacman walked you could still hear that audible — BOOPboopBOOPboopBOOPboop
(with correction)
Playstations attempt to make war more “fun” failed when the soldiers realized there is no point to it, as opposed to the video games.
Hey, Abdullah, Americans aren’t playing.
“America: f*ck, yeah!”
“The next damned “checkpoint” I see is going straight to hell.”