Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a wide array of quality captions and a few jokes probably told at Friars Club roasts. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

A prostitute on a transit road near the German-Polish border. Around 40,000 prostitutes will offer their services to football fans at the 2006 World Cup in Germany.(AFP/DDP/File)

1) (lowmal) – New York Post headlineBIG RIG SLAMS DUDE IN WIG!!

2) (The Colossus) – “Iveco Buses: Putting the “Tranny” in Transmission Since 1979.

3) [Tie] (OneDrummer) – “Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, thanks the constituents who stuffed her ballot box in last November’s election.

3) [Tie] (McCain) – “Beverly’s heels 90210

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Honorable Mention

4) (Dave) – “Since dyeing her hair blond, the runaway bride is excited about a new career path for her life.

5) (John Irving) – “Paris Hilton meets her destiny.

6) (dman) – “Wait, I have to empty his load first.

Until next Friday…

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