Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a wide array of quality captions and a few jokes probably told at Friars Club roasts. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

1) (lowmal) – New York Post headline – BIG RIG SLAMS DUDE IN WIG!!“

2) (The Colossus) – “Iveco Buses: Putting the “Tranny” in Transmission Since 1979.“

3) [Tie] (OneDrummer) – “Christine Gregoire, D-Wa, thanks the constituents who stuffed her ballot box in last November’s election.“

3) [Tie] (McCain) – “Beverly’s heels 90210“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Dave) – “Since dyeing her hair blond, the runaway bride is excited about a new career path for her life.“

5) (John Irving) – “Paris Hilton meets her destiny.“

6) (dman) – “Wait, I have to empty his load first.“

Until next Friday…