Wizbang Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 20, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows the jaw dropping news of the week. No, not the robust charges of election fraud, sillies…Rudy’s hair dye!!!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “Looks like someone has him by the ‘Family Jewel-iani’s’…

(Joe_Miller) – “When your wife catches you on the phone in the middle of the night and it’s not Jake from State Farm.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “And you just know the re-education camps won’t have a single decent hair dresser.

(Rick Adams) – “Shouldn’t have looked into the ark…

3) (cathymv) – “Who’d have thought that Rudys face would melt before pilosi’s?

(fustian24) – “So that’s what “trunalimunumaprzure” is!

4)(RockThisTown) – “Jeez, Rudy, put a plug in it.

(McGeehee) – ““It’s just a jump… to the left…”

5) (Vagabond661) – ““Oil can!”, the Tin Man cried.

(KaptainKrude) – ““I’ll take ‘2020 The Year in Review’ for $400, Alex.”
and (Paul Hooson) – “Another classic moment from 2020. The worst ever year on record. On New Years, let’s all hope the door hits it on the ass on the way out…

6) (Mike) – ““This is not the hill I’m willing to dye on!”

(Blues Harper) – “Grecian Formula 43

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Never stand under a Kraken.” (Thanks, everybody!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “Working on fudging more than the election results.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Rudy swears on his greecian formula that Hillary will never be President.

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “Some transmission fluid?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Brian Brandt) – “Who do I have (to get) to blow (on my hair) to dry up the sweat?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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