This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows the jaw dropping news of the week. No, not the robust charges of election fraud, sillies…Rudy’s hair dye!!!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – “Looks like someone has him by the ‘Family Jewel-iani’s’…”
(Joe_Miller) – “When your wife catches you on the phone in the middle of the night and it’s not Jake from State Farm.”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “And you just know the re-education camps won’t have a single decent hair dresser.”
(Rick Adams) – “Shouldn’t have looked into the ark…”
3) (cathymv) – “Who’d have thought that Rudys face would melt before pilosi’s?”
(fustian24) – “So that’s what “trunalimunumaprzure” is!”
4)(RockThisTown) – “Jeez, Rudy, put a plug in it.”
(McGeehee) – ““It’s just a jump… to the left…””
5) (Vagabond661) – ““Oil can!”, the Tin Man cried.”
(KaptainKrude) – ““I’ll take ‘2020 The Year in Review’ for $400, Alex.””
and (Paul Hooson) – “Another classic moment from 2020. The worst ever year on record. On New Years, let’s all hope the door hits it on the ass on the way out…”
6) (Mike) – ““This is not the hill I’m willing to dye on!””
(Blues Harper) – “Grecian Formula 43”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – “Never stand under a Kraken.” (Thanks, everybody!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – “Working on fudging more than the election results.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(retired military) – “Rudy swears on his greecian formula that Hillary will never be President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(fustian24) – “Some transmission fluid?”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Brian Brandt) – “Who do I have (to get) to blow (on my hair) to dry up the sweat?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
