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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

May 30, 2005 Weekend Caption Contest 5 Comments

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ actually caused me to shed a few tears of laughter… The top three are as different from each other as they could be, but all are gold medal worthy captions in their own right. Don’t forget the stellar honorable mentions either. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

A monkey dressed in a costume representing Nazi Germany's military uniform performs during a show in the circus in the city of Yekaterinburg in Russia's Ural region, May 4, 2005. The show called 'Victory's Salute' is dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two. REUTERS/Alexei Vladykin

1) (Laurence Simon) – “The Lincoln Park Zoo regrets the recent flushing of ‘Mein Kampf‘ down the Primate House zookeeper’s toilet…“

2) (Rodney Dill) – “DRUDGE BREAKING: PRINCE HARRY DOES IT AGAIN!!!“

3) (dooley) – “A glimpse into Howard Dean’s wet dream.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Roger Fraley) – “In bizzaro-nazi world, the neighbor on “The Jeffersons” still had a job in show business.“

5) (JaySwash) – “With ‘Who Wants to Stick Fight a Nazi Monkey?‘ drawing poor ratings, the WB finally admitted that they were out of reality show ideas…“

Tie 6) (Blake) – “OK, one more but then really, I gotta get back and help Maureen finish her column.
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Tie 6) (jmaster) – “In purgatory, onanists face their fate as Nazi monkeys shout ‘Now, we spank you!‘”

Until next Friday…

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5 Comments

  1. Laurence Simon May 31, 2005

    My apologies to the fine staff at the Lincoln Park Zoo, but I have the fondest memories of LPZ while barely remembering Jack Hanna’s old haunt or my local (forgettable) Houston Zoo.

  2. Rodney Dill May 31, 2005

    Of course I prefer to finish above Laurence, but given the caliber of his ‘mein kampf’ caption I can hardly complain. Good contest, Thanks Kevin.

    😉
    Rodney

  3. Laurence Simon May 31, 2005

    Now that I think of it, I’d be more than happy to stick-fight a Nazi monkey.

  4. Rodney Dill May 31, 2005

    Sounds like the pilot for the
    Blogosphere Factor

  5. McCain May 31, 2005

    Once each year, someone manages to use ‘onanists’ in a complete sentence.