Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ actually caused me to shed a few tears of laughter… The top three are as different from each other as they could be, but all are gold medal worthy captions in their own right. Don’t forget the stellar honorable mentions either. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

A monkey dressed in a costume representing Nazi Germany's military uniform performs during a show in the circus in the city of Yekaterinburg in Russia's Ural region, May 4, 2005. The show called 'Victory's Salute' is dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two. REUTERS/Alexei Vladykin

1) (Laurence Simon) – “The Lincoln Park Zoo regrets the recent flushing of ‘Mein Kampf‘ down the Primate House zookeeper’s toilet…


3) (dooley) – “A glimpse into Howard Dean’s wet dream.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Roger Fraley) – “In bizzaro-nazi world, the neighbor on “The Jeffersons” still had a job in show business.

5) (JaySwash) – “With ‘Who Wants to Stick Fight a Nazi Monkey?‘ drawing poor ratings, the WB finally admitted that they were out of reality show ideas…

Tie 6) (Blake) – “OK, one more but then really, I gotta get back and help Maureen finish her column.

Tie 6) (jmaster) – “In purgatory, onanists face their fate as Nazi monkeys shout ‘Now, we spank you!‘”

Until next Friday…

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  1. Laurence Simon May 31, 2005
  2. Rodney Dill May 31, 2005
  3. Laurence Simon May 31, 2005
  4. Rodney Dill May 31, 2005
  5. McCain May 31, 2005