It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to crap and only farted.
“Hey you guys said you wanted to know where the weapons of mass destruction were.”
Mrs Clinton I think I will invoke your husband’s “Don’t ask, Dont tell” policy.
President Bush using his best poker face says “Well Hillary, I will see your 10 million illegal immigrants and raise you another 15 million.”
Gas? Oh, I forgot, I’m at the UN.
Forget my prepared remarks, I’m just going to tell them “I fart in your general direction.”
ddddddamn vvvvvibratttttinggggg chchchair!
President Bush demonstrates his Squatting Lizard Kung Fu technique.
Why is Liz Taylor looking at me that way?
This is how President Bush would look if he were French.
“Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she’s starting to drift! I can’t hold her in place that long!”
I don’t know if Hillary will be able to get her fat ass in this chair but it fits me just fine.
fffffffffffftttttttttttt!! ahh…smell’s like switchgrass!
GOT WOOD?
I dedicate this hearty fart to Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad..since he is such a liar..and I am not….
And the longer Ahmadinejad talked, the louder Bush practiced his motor-boat sound effect.
The Eagle has landed, clean up on aisle one.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.