It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: The same picture is running in OTB’s current contest. I haven’t read any of the entries there, nor will I before judging this contest.
Update 2: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
The men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about.
And in that instant, Colonel Gorodov realized recruiting from the Bolshoi Ballet was a terrible mistake.
Queer Eye for the Khaki Guy.
“Slippery When Wet”
Good thing we don’t have to wear kilts, huh Yuri!
Transvestite russian army recruit Ivanna Splitzky demonstrates the usefulness of his/her sex change.
“So you’re stuck to that manhole cover, huh? I bet when you were little you’d stick your tongue to the flagpole too.”
Kevin, upon realizing that he had chosen the same picture as OTB’s Thursday caption contest for the same week, performs the rarely seen Blogospheric Self-Emasculation.
“Oh… do tell.”
Audtitons for the first “Gays in the Military” ballet are now underway.
“Yuri, tovarish, for crying out loud I said yob tvoyu’ maht!”
Ivan want be Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader – Dah!
“Igor, you fool! You put BenGay on your balls not vaseline!”
As your commandant – I order you to get up and quit showing off, Gumby…
Lt. Mikhail Romanov demonstrates his finishing move in “Mortal Kombat 8: A Chorus Line.”
not up for vote just wish I could do that.
Cindy
Oleg demonstrates the new Russian salute.
“You are no Tim Conway, Comrade Dorfsky!”
“Ys, Sergeant, the pavement is VERY cold.”
I can’t get up. My balls are stuck to the ice. They’re blue, too.
Watch Yuri. Boris slam into ice over and over – little Boris swell up like football. Make Natasha very happy.
This is what happens when the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) chip malfunctions.
Soldier on the ground: ” A minute ago my name was Paul. From now on, call me Paula.
“Now when pacing off approximate distances, each step is about 2 meters”.
Commanding Officer to soldier doing the splits:
“Stop with the ballerina-soldier routine. The oxymoron contest was last week.”
[Who won the oxymoron contest, anyway?]
“Yuri? That’s NOT how you teabag. For one thing, you forgot to take off your pants.”
small red flags…$4
toy rifles….$26
military uniforms….$88
having a rubber band for a groin….priceless
“Alright who put the Ben Gay in my shorts”
This is why I get to be in the “Front” of the line, boys. Watch and learn.
(I have not read all 80 previous ones, so if this is a duplicate, I apologize in advance.)
“What, you think this is it? Just watch – I can do it in step too!”
Nyet ask…nyet tell.
The remaining contestants on Russian Idol knew they were doomed when Ivan ended his “I’m a Little Teapot” routine with a dramatic split.
His left leg “handle” was a bit askew, but he absolutely NAILED the right leg spout
The remaining contestants on Russian Idol knew they were doomed when Ivan ended his “I’m a Little Teapot” routine with a dramatic split.
His left leg “handle” was a bit askew, but he absolutely NAILED the right leg spout
Ooops. Sorry for the double. I’m just a bit twitchy tonight.
“No, I didn’t see the ‘Slippery When Wet’ sign.”
Ice guy:
“WHAA.a.a.a.a.TT?”
Ever since the iron cutain was torn down Russian soldiers are forced to find new ways to mark their territory.
“OK Private, just because you can do the splits doesn’t mean we’ll be taking long walks on the beach and swapping spit in the shower” (plagiarism is the only tool of the unimaginative)
“Over here we have a demonstration of the new rules for Texas HS cheerleaders”.
Sergi, point your toes!
ASTROS #5 Jeff Bagwell at training camp showing off how he can do the splits at first base…What a guy! What a guy!
As part of Putin’s commitment to democracy, Russian soldiers will now be allowed to march to a different drummer, how ever measured and far away.
Hey, look! La Trinacria! This’ll wow ’em in Misterbianco…
(really obscure…)
I don’t care how you keep your falsetto voice! I’m not joining the military choir with you!
Nyet, Comrade Klinger, a split personality does NOT qualify you for a Section 8.
After using his very special diving rod to le lead the troops to water, Boris wows that platoon by drilling for oil.
The Russian Military Chorus never looked forward to a Head-of-State visit from the U.S.A. as special preparations were needed to hit the high notes during the obligatory singing of the Star Spangled Banner.
“If just ONE more of you could do THIS, we could spell T-I-T.
That vodlka and hooker that Demitri had last night must have really drained him.
Banana Republic Split