Britney Spears Makes It Official – She's Pregnant

This evening Britney and Kevin “Cletus” Federline announced the worst kept secret in the world on her redesigned web site:

Dear Fans.

The time has come to share our wonderful news that we are
expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the
hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is
well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Love Britney and KevinCongratulations to Federlines. As much as we delight in mocking Britney and her hayseed husband, now that Fetus Spears has been confirmed it seems like a good time to make a peace offering. In lieu of a present Wizbang will henceforth be retiring our all time favorite Britney picture.

Related: The Official Blog of Fetus Spears

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